I was just wondering where you guys are comeing from!

Ill start off:


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I found this on a site and laughed at how true it is -.-

EDIT: Fixed all the stupid censors.

Alright Everyone I'm making a render of a "Monster" that is going to be in a Online Role Playing Game If you guys have any ideas on how to make it just pop out with any special effects please let me know this is all i have so far

*edit* images went down but here they are
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All the super rich geeks, watch out for this decked out 24 karat gold MacBook Air with a decorated version of the classic rainbow Apple. Folks at Computerchoppers are ready to entice their filthy rich clients with the shiny gold and colored sapphire. Maybe you find it a little flashy at first but you will definitely start loving it. There is no obvious change in the weight expect for few ounces here and there. Air is a standard 1.6ghz/2gb/80GB, with a 24-karat gold plating, polished exterior, and flat/crystallite interior.
The price: $5000 USD. However you will have to chip in another 3000$ for the rainbow which is 14-karat gold with 3.8ctw sapphires.



Now tell me one thing. Why in the fucking world would you need this?

Some shit to try when you're bored at school.

A personal favourite I've thought of:
On a piece of paper draw a big arrow pointing up and put "Don't panic, look up."
To the person sitting infront of you, say out loud "Oh fuck! It's directly above them!"
Chances are he/she will look back. Stare above them while they do.
He/she might panic.. Might not.
Get up and hand them the piece of paper.
They WILL freak out if they read the paper. They will scramble around and entertain you for awhile. I try to time how long it takes them to figure out you're fucking with them. Every time they look at you give them a face that's like "shit shit shit shit It's gonna drop! xO!!! Get out of the way!", and if they ask just give them the face and point up. At one point they will even get out of their desk and walk to you and ask what the hell is going on.

I used to do this one in elementary school:
When you're in a line and walking to some shit, like the library or whatever.
Just randomly get out of the circle, and step around or over some invisible object.
Make it as obvious as you can that you did it. Look down at the invisible object and make sure the person behind you see's what you did.
They will then step over the invisible object.
The person behind him will step over the invisible object.
The person behind that person will step over the invisible object.
And so on, until someone who doesn't pay attention hits the line.
It's funny to see everyone step over the invisible object like some sort of retard.
^Use this every chance you get, so every time you're in a line. ;o

Another one that is sort of fun:
Every day, EXACTLY when the bell rings, throw a piece of an erraser at the person in front of you.
Pretend you didn't do it, and proceed to exit as if you saw nothing out of the ordinary.
Repeat the process every school day. Make it so he reflexes every time the bell rings.
This one can be both funny and interesting.

Etc, etc, etc.


I've been doing these for awhile now. They don't loose their funny, and they are excellent for passing extra time. Thing is, you can only do it so many times for each class before you can't do it anymore. Anybody got some that they'd love to share with their favourite J-dawg?

I wrote this a few weeks ago but I figured I'd share with ya'll.

Enjoy. If you aren't religious or are like atheist or what not, that's completely cool. I'm not trying to convert you or to make you change. You do what you want to do. That's the power of free will... So if you don't enjoy the story, that's fine... Please don't shoot me down for it though.



This is a personal experience I had on the night of 10/12/2009. My original plan was to write in first person, but I keep changing in the story because I've only had 2 hours of sleep in the last 36... so just go with it please


5:40 PM: It's about 5:40 in the afternoon, and I text a friend and end up getting extremely depressed from their response... I start worrying and end up upsetting my friend because I worried over nothing essentially. But this worry caused me a sever depression and I look down and realize I have to go to class tonight. Man, this sucks... I'm in no shape to go.

6:00 PM: I pull up to school and I'm sitting in the parking lot. I'm texting all my friends and only two reply. One of them is busy studying for mid terms and the other is talking to me but isn't really wanting to. The one studying for midterms calls me and assures me everything will be okay. I know it wouldn't be okay because I'm tired of being let down. I'm tired of being depressed. Sigh... It's time to go to class, and she has to go back to studying.

6:28 PM: I get my stuff out of my car and begin walking to class. I make sure my eyes show no trace of crying and what not. As I get in to class, one of my friends continues to text me, but then my phone dies... This sucks. Sigh... It's going to be a long night.

7:04 PM: Our teacher talks about a ball being thrown off a boat and how the momentum is transferred and conserved. I sit and think about what he is showing us and propose the idea that momentum doesn't always have to be transferred in a collision problem. The teacher tells me that my idea is wrong and continues with the lesson...

8:00 PM: I go up to our teacher and explain what I was referring to. He is stumped at this point. He is looking at the diagrams and the calculations I drew on the board and isn't confused but more of bewildered as if he is thinking "Wow..." I explain my theory even further and end up proving my theory that a collision can occur without the transfer of momentum or energy, and he seems very impressed. He tells me that he will have to speak to the other professors about it and that I should come too to show them, as he believes my theory is correct. He tells me that this could be fairly big if it is provable and says we will discuss more at a further date.

8:34 PM: I tell the teacher that the problem on the board he had was impossible and impractical. At first, he says it's not but after I explained it to him he agrees and quickly corrects himself. I like this teacher... He's intelligent but open to students, and he admits when he is wrong. It's hard to find one like that. Usually teachers tell you are wrong and shut you out and shoot you down. He is open and listens.. Then tries to explain it and still listens before he does so to make sure he understands you first.

9:03 PM: Our teacher lets us out early for the first time in like 5 weeks. Amazing. I'm so relieved. I go to Chick-fil-a and order some food. It's okay... It has pickles... eww I hate pickles. I notice my gas tank is empty and decided to stop at Murphy’s to fill up (I didn't want to run out twice in the same week.) I start driving all around town looking for people to talk to and no one is available. I'm getting really depressed and sad at this point.. Almost as if no one cares. It's amazing too because after all the people in the past week who have backstabbed me and lied to me, I'm just sick and tired of people.

Sigh... I wish something would help find me happiness.

9:49 PM: After aimlessly driving around, I decide to drive home and get a sweater. I felt like going up to Caesar's head and just kind of chill up there because you know it's cool. So I go home to get my sweater and use the bathroom and what not but when I get on the interstate I realize I forgot my sweater. I turned around and was like you know... I should just stay home... I mean the weather is terrible; it's cold, it's rainy, it's foggy, wet, dark... Also, I am afraid of spiders and the dark to an extent (never know with nature) so going up to the mountains is a TERRIBLE idea. But I decided I may as well go up and see the mountains. You know... Change it up a little bit. So I get in my car and start heading towards the mountains. As I get downtown, I begin thinking to myself based on what a friend said to me (people will always let you down at some point) that maybe people really are unreliable and nothing but selfish. Maybe I needed to stop listening and trusting people. Maybe I need to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt. You know change it all up. I keep driving downtown and I passed a church that just kind of stuck out to me. I don't know why it stuck out to me, but it really did. I got out and looked at it, and decided I want a picture of it. I go back to my car... Great... No camera. Sigh...



I really wanted a picture of the church I don't know why. At this point I wonder if it's a sign.
This is where I reflect on myself. "Prior to this point that I'm at this church I've been atheist and never strong with God. I've read the Bible and understood the stories and what not, but never believed it. I mean... Who would? It's just crazy... I can't believe people would blindly follow a religion..."

Those are some thoughts I've always had... But while I'm here, I look up into the sky (which is strangely clear in this exact spot and I can see all the stars clearly and the fog is all around me still.) and say out loud... "God, I'm going up to Caesars head. I want to speak with you one on one. I'll be there in about 30 minutes. If you have time, it would be cool to talk because you know, I'm curious. I've never seen your side of life... So lets have a talk."

I get back into my car and start driving to bald rock on Caesars head. I am starting to feel a little sick to my stomach now... I don't know... I shouldn't have eaten that chick-fil-a. As I'm driving through Marietta the fog becomes extremely thick to where my visibility is about 5 meters. It is terrible... I can't see a thing. It is so dark, I feel sick, and now I am getting spooked by the conditions of the weather...

You know what? No. I don't care. I told God I'd meet him there in 30 minutes... I'll at least hold up my half of the deal, that way the cards are in my hands. So if he does show we can talk and if he doesn't show I can laugh at the stupidity of this.

10:52 PM: I get to bald rock, and get out of my car. It is still extremely foggy and I can't see a thing. There's no one else here.. This ought to be good as it's just going to be me and God. I wonder if it's maybe just me making it up though... What if it's just me making this all up? Eh. Who cares... I'll try it. Let's see if he actually shows up.

I sit down on the rock and I pray. I pray for the first time with actual sincerity. I say "I'm here. If you want to talk, I'd like to listen. If you don't want to talk, I understand... I was afraid you wouldn't in the first place." I sit on the rock for a few moments and just stare off into the fog which is extremely heavy.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Hmm. I knew I was right.

As I thought that thought exactly... I hear "God almighty."

I stand up and start looking around... No way... Impossible... I must be crazy. There's no one else here. There weren't any cars that I saw when I pulled in. Impossible. I set down again and about a minute later, I hear guitars and drums. I hear people singing.

I don't know what song it was... I believe its God almighty... But I hear them singing it. I hear music instruments. I hear drums, rhythm and people. I MUST be crazy. I get up and go back to my car and grab a flash light. The fog is so dense I still can't see a thing. I use the flash light which cuts through the fog and walk all around the rock until I find three guys sitting there. I asked them if they were playing Christian music and they said yes. I said "That's pretty weird. I've been pretty lonely and missing a lot in life. I keep getting let down and depressed... so I came up here to talk to God."

They invited me to sit with them. They told me all about God and his power. They told me how God works. How a person follows Christianity. How you have to have fellowship, witnessing, word and prayer… After everything I learned I ended up learning and changing a few things in my life.


1. I was saved by God, and accepted the Lord as my savior.

2. I learned that I should not put faith in to people and should put faith in to God, as there is always a plan that is unseen.

3. Coincidences can only explain situations so far… But, it’s said that coincidences are God’s way of remaining anonymous.

4. I need to follow God and to become more in touch with the Christian side of life.



This may not be a big deal to you. I feel as if my prayers were answered and the answer was so strong to where I decided to put faith into it. Coincidences happen, but here is why it shouldn’t have happened and what makes this seem stronger and stronger as God’s work.

1. It was a Monday night. No one ever goes to the mountains on a Monday night.
2. It was foggy.
3. It was rainy.
4. It was cold and wet.
5. It was pitch black.
6. It is a secluded area; not a ton of people go there.
7. I almost never went because I didn’t feel well.
8. I made excuses as to why I didn’t want to go.
9. The people who were up there almost never went. (same reasons up there.)
10. People usually like to mind their own business, yet these men shared theirs with me.
11. People are afraid of strangers.
12. I had places I had to be the next morning so I should have been in bed asleep.
13. I have people who I promised I would visit instead of going to the mountains.

But all of those were ignored… And I was able to speak directly with God. One on One.

Sure… There were three guys up there. I feel as if it was still one on one interaction with God though because none of this was planned or rehearsed. None of it was set in stone or expected.

It’s just amazing.

To think… There are 6.9 billion people (maybe more?) in this world, but God had time to speak with me directly for about two hours. He answered a few of my questions, and gave me faith and hope. He showed me what a Christian side of life involves as far as faith, and showed me the way to the path I need to be taking. It’s just amazing. Not only did he have time to speak with me one on one… He had time to arrange people to meet me there, and he spoke through them.

I’m done with putting my faith into people. I’ve been crushed of that. Entirely. But, I’ve filled that emptiness and crushed feeling with faith in the Lord. I don’t feel upset… I don’t feel mad, I feel relieved. I don’t have worries anymore of the people who used to worry me. I’m letting God take control now, and let him decide what’s right and wrong.

I want to end this note with three quotes that kind of reinforce a few topics:

1. You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God…

2. Life is God's novel. Let him write it.

3. Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message.

www.lockerz.com

Basically, you go on daily and answer the questions and accumulate PTZ(Pointz). With these points you can redeem stuff. Macbook, iTouch, etc. It's legit too.

Unfortunately you need an invite from a member.

Fortunately I have invites.

Hmm Facebook said to do this:



So I uploaded some CP to a private album just for him.

post any of your favorite mmorpg's here

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http://omegle.com

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ???
Stranger: hi asl plz
You: why?
Stranger: idk
You: Does it matter/
Stranger: a lil
You: how so?
You: This is why I hate men. All guys want is sex and a hook up over some stupid chat site.
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats not me
Stranger: im fuckin 14
You: Then why does it matter my a/s/l?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i just always ask
Stranger: see if they r my age
You: Because... it matters
You: Haha.
You: Try next time
You: How old are you/
You: Thats a lot more appropriate.
Stranger: so?
Stranger: mabe if its a guy i can be like do u bmx
You: Nah. I don't think so. And for the record, I also bmx.
Stranger: and if its a girl i can ask them how was their day and what they like in guys
You: See
You: That's so sexist.
You: You are an idiot my good Sir.
You: Just like every other man.
Stranger: no im not
You: I'm ?
Stranger: thats not wat my gf says
You: Who?
You: Fisty?
You: hahha
You: Honey, the only action you've ever seen is your right hand.
You: BUt I doubt that's the case anymore.
You: I heard it's going for some other guy...
Stranger: i have a girl friend im a freshman
Stranger: so yea if u could stop
Stranger: and actually be nice
You: why?
You: Because... All girls are supposed to be nice?
Stranger: no?
You: Who said I was being mean sweety?
You: I just tell it like it is.
You: I'm sorry if the truth hurts.
Stranger: well im not what ur accusing me of
Stranger: im not a perv
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: i dont masterbate
Stranger: and i dont go for guys
Stranger: so yea
You: Honey, age has nothing to do with you being a perv.
You: I've seen 6 year olds rape other people before; it's on the news all the time.
Stranger: ok first of all if i was a perv id be askin for cams
Stranger: im not
You: Nope. Not true.
Stranger: and id ask if u were orny
You: Pervs exist in many fashions.
Stranger: and im not
Stranger: yea and im not 1 of them
You: You are definitely a perv.
Stranger: no
You: Oh no, you are.
You: Trust me.
Stranger: i respect girls
You: You are a total creeper.
Stranger: def not
You: And quite desperate too.
You: ASL PLZ
You: that's a creeper and a sheer desperation
Stranger: not really
You: Yeah entierly.
You: Honey, I bet you all of the internet will back me up.
Stranger: im sayin plz so wat its a nice meaning
Stranger: not really
You: Have you heard of Digg.com?
Stranger: most of it will back me up
Stranger: no i havent
You: Then pretty much none of the internet has your back.
Stranger: yea they do
You: Oh yeah, I forget... The internet cares about 14 year old boys...
You: The internet cares about women too!
Stranger: im just tryin to make some friends
You: THE INTERNET CARESSS oh how careless of me to have forgotten.
You: Well I think we are pretty good friends babe.
You: I'll put this on Digg.com though and let others give some input.
You: <3
Stranger: y r u being so meanStranger: all i did was ask u couldve just said no
Stranger: and i wouldve been like ok
Stranger: wats up
You: Honey, the world isn't based on what could have
You: happened
You: It's based on what did.
Stranger: no thts wat i always say
You: The fact is you are a total creeper
You: Oh no, just because you say it doesn't mean it's true.
Stranger: y r u callin a 14 yr old a creeper
You: Perhaps if you knew my true identity you would have disconnected.
Stranger: i dont really care
Stranger: i dont disconnect
Stranger: people
You: But you care enough to make me think differently of you?
Stranger: yea
You: To try to make*
Stranger: cuz i dont like it when people call me names
You: And this care... You care enough about your own image?
You: haha baby, I'm an online person.
You: You'll never meet me.
Stranger: so u wanna put this on a wb site
Stranger: and im not trying to do anything all i did was ask and u made this huge fuss bout it
You: Yes I will here is your reference code: 14yocreeperonomeglelol14
You: Copy that code down
You: and search it
You: Google's index should return the chat log.
You: As I doubt that's actually any where on the web except for now
Stranger: nothing came up
You: Search it tomorrow though because they update the database every 24 hours or so
You: Yeah you'll have to wait.
Stranger: cant u just plz stop
Stranger: i didnt do anything
Stranger: and ur postin this shit all over the web like im a child molester
You: Well you pretty much are putting words in your own mouth.
Stranger: no im not
You: I never called you a child molester but hey if you are and that floats your boat cool man.
Stranger: im not
Stranger: stop
Stranger: just plz stop
You: Done!
Stranger: ok ok i gotta calm down
Stranger: all i am is a 14 yr old boy
Stranger: and 1 person out of billions is calling me a creeper
You: Yep. But now everyone thinks you are a creeper.
Stranger: not so true

Stranger: i dont have a care in the world
You: you sshould
Stranger: oh and whys that
You: Now everyone knows you are a creeper, a perv, child molester and all by the age of 14!
Stranger: #1 i gave u a fake age
You: No you didn't.
Stranger: #2 i didnt give you my name
Stranger: yea i did
You: Yes you id.
Stranger: i never gave my name out
You: mm
You: i dont need it
You: I have your IP address
Stranger: wats that?
Stranger: wats an IP address
You: http://proslasher.info/chattest
You: go there it tells you about ips
You: My bad
You: http://whatsmyip.net
You: see the numbers on top?
You: thye are a number that identifies your cmoputer
You: computer
You: It looks like
You: Your computer is this: 24.63.5.160
You: Which should match those on top I believe if I'm rihgt
Stranger: this isnt even my computer
You: Hey how's the weather in MA?
You: Yeah it is.
You: I see your computer.
Stranger: no its not
You: It doesn't matter.
You: It's still where you are located.
You: How's the weather in MA?

Crappy mood, need something funny. Must be able to defeat the wall of "get the fuck out of my mind" and make me laugh. Please help.

Well, I'll definitely be travelling across the country to get back home in Hawaii for Christmas, but I want to do something special this year. I'm stuck between having a hotel party, or renting out a cabin by the beach. So which should I do? I'm starting to lean more towards having a hotel party though Anyone know how to have some fun?

Hello Mouse-Pro, it's me Viper. Here's your proof that I am me. :/ 128BitComputer@USWest.

Lol..so I was browsing around gamethreat while bored the other day and came across this thread giving a link to this game :3
It's pretty addicting to see how well you get rated..
http://www.notdoppler.com/multitask.php

My average is around the 90s

Just curious to see how fast everyones internets their using are.

Ok, I have ran multiple clans and have had a talking server i normally use ventrillo but ive never payed ive always done the free 8-people ventrillo but on the free ventrillo it has a little static unlike other vent servers is there any way to fix this or any other talking server that is easy,free and good for clan use

Post up pictures u find/take u think are worthy of funnyness



















also tnx to oasinX rapidfind.org

Well I have been pretty ill for the past week (the sickest I have ever been) and so Friday I decided to go to the doctors to find out what is making me so sick. It just so happens that I have H1N1 (swine) flu. So if you are religious please send me your prayers and if you have no religious beliefs, please send me your thoughts and luck!

Thanks

courtesy of oasinX from rapidfind.org

Anyone know how to use IRC and can help me test, 208.85.2.218:6667 Channel #Ghoztcraft

Made it yesterday out of boredom. Any opinions?

That's right I finally finished my PhD in Chemistry at the University of Utah! Hurray! I just thought I should share this with everyone. Now I don't know what to do with my life. Any ideas?

I have an offer to go work with chemists in Japan. My dissertation was on LENR (low energy nuclear reaction)

Any ways so yeah here I am back at my old stomping grounds saying hi and bragging about finally getting my degree!

The funny thing is, the bot does run. It stays connected and works fine as far as I know, I just get random errors.

Just to settle things, I downloaded all the required files, have all the required programs installed and even went a little further and installed other runtimes and such just to make sure they were not the problem. Think before you laugh at someone's misfortune.

For all of you who watch anime or of that sort you should know what a mini MKV is. For those who don't, it is an H264 mkv file which is usually around 300MB in around 60-80 MB with still super high quality. I am wondering how do you make these? What is the process? What programs are used and with what settings? I have extracted all the files from a mini MKV and noticed that there is a .h264 video file in there which is really small file size. I would REALLY REALLY like to know how this is done. I can stick to MKV's and stop using RMVBs for good. And before any1 tries to be smart, YES I have googled this and haven't found sufficient results. If you find something regarding mini MKVs out there that I missed please feel free to post a link. If no one here knows the answer can someone post a link to another forum where they relieve mini MKVs for example so I can ask there? Thans