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30th October 2009 - 03:12 AM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
I was just wondering where you guys are comeing from!

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17th November 2008 - 02:27 PM Last post by: Knwn |
Ill start off:

^Better picture
Teh seckz
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19th June 2008 - 12:55 AM Last post by: LoyaL |
Use this topic to test your sigs or other stuff......
Dont use this as a post raiser!
Test.
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5th November 2009 - 05:34 PM Last post by: GhoztMan |
I found this on a site and laughed at how true it is -.-
EDIT: Fixed all the stupid censors.
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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-ahem-brat
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST fuck them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent..
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a tomboy SO I must be LESBIAN.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic
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4th November 2009 - 09:10 PM Last post by: GhoztMan |
Alright Everyone I'm making a render of a "Monster" that is going to be in a Online Role Playing Game If you guys have any ideas on how to make it just pop out with any special effects please let me know this is all i have so far

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3rd November 2009 - 09:22 PM Last post by: TweaK- |
*edit* images went down but here they are
Pic1 Pic 2All the super rich geeks, watch out for this decked out 24 karat gold MacBook Air with a decorated version of the classic rainbow Apple. Folks at Computerchoppers are ready to entice their filthy rich clients with the shiny gold and colored sapphire. Maybe you find it a little flashy at first but you will definitely start loving it. There is no obvious change in the weight expect for few ounces here and there. Air is a standard 1.6ghz/2gb/80GB, with a 24-karat gold plating, polished exterior, and flat/crystallite interior.
The price: $5000 USD. However you will have to chip in another 3000$ for the rainbow which is 14-karat gold with 3.8ctw sapphires.
Now tell me one thing. Why in the fucking world would you need this?
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31st October 2009 - 08:39 AM Last post by: Speedskater |
Some shit to try when you're bored at school.
A personal favourite I've thought of:
On a piece of paper draw a big arrow pointing up and put "Don't panic, look up."
To the person sitting infront of you, say out loud "Oh fuck! It's directly above them!"
Chances are he/she will look back. Stare above them while they do.
He/she might panic.. Might not.
Get up and hand them the piece of paper.
They WILL freak out if they read the paper. They will scramble around and entertain you for awhile. I try to time how long it takes them to figure out you're fucking with them. Every time they look at you give them a face that's like "shit shit shit shit It's gonna drop! xO!!! Get out of the way!", and if they ask just give them the face and point up. At one point they will even get out of their desk and walk to you and ask what the hell is going on.
I used to do this one in elementary school:
When you're in a line and walking to some shit, like the library or whatever.
Just randomly get out of the circle, and step around or over some invisible object.
Make it as obvious as you can that you did it. Look down at the invisible object and make sure the person behind you see's what you did.
They will then step over the invisible object.
The person behind him will step over the invisible object.
The person behind that person will step over the invisible object.
And so on, until someone who doesn't pay attention hits the line.
It's funny to see everyone step over the invisible object like some sort of retard.
^Use this every chance you get, so every time you're in a line. ;o
Another one that is sort of fun:
Every day, EXACTLY when the bell rings, throw a piece of an erraser at the person in front of you.
Pretend you didn't do it, and proceed to exit as if you saw nothing out of the ordinary.
Repeat the process every school day. Make it so he reflexes every time the bell rings.
This one can be both funny and interesting.
Etc, etc, etc.
I've been doing these for awhile now. They don't loose their funny, and they are excellent for passing extra time. Thing is, you can only do it so many times for each class before you can't do it anymore. Anybody got some that they'd love to share with their favourite J-dawg?
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30th October 2009 - 08:46 AM Last post by: ProSlasher |
I wrote this a few weeks ago but I figured I'd share with ya'll.
Enjoy. If you aren't religious or are like atheist or what not, that's completely cool. I'm not trying to convert you or to make you change. You do what you want to do. That's the power of free will... So if you don't enjoy the story, that's fine... Please don't shoot me down for it though.
This is a personal experience I had on the night of 10/12/2009. My original plan was to write in first person, but I keep changing in the story because I've only had 2 hours of sleep in the last 36... so just go with it please

5:40 PM: It's about 5:40 in the afternoon, and I text a friend and end up getting extremely depressed from their response... I start worrying and end up upsetting my friend because I worried over nothing essentially. But this worry caused me a sever depression and I look down and realize I have to go to class tonight. Man, this sucks... I'm in no shape to go.
6:00 PM: I pull up to school and I'm sitting in the parking lot. I'm texting all my friends and only two reply. One of them is busy studying for mid terms and the other is talking to me but isn't really wanting to. The one studying for midterms calls me and assures me everything will be okay. I know it wouldn't be okay because I'm tired of being let down. I'm tired of being depressed. Sigh... It's time to go to class, and she has to go back to studying.
6:28 PM: I get my stuff out of my car and begin walking to class. I make sure my eyes show no trace of crying and what not. As I get in to class, one of my friends continues to text me, but then my phone dies... This sucks. Sigh... It's going to be a long night.
7:04 PM: Our teacher talks about a ball being thrown off a boat and how the momentum is transferred and conserved. I sit and think about what he is showing us and propose the idea that momentum doesn't always have to be transferred in a collision problem. The teacher tells me that my idea is wrong and continues with the lesson...
8:00 PM: I go up to our teacher and explain what I was referring to. He is stumped at this point. He is looking at the diagrams and the calculations I drew on the board and isn't confused but more of bewildered as if he is thinking "Wow..." I explain my theory even further and end up proving my theory that a collision can occur without the transfer of momentum or energy, and he seems very impressed. He tells me that he will have to speak to the other professors about it and that I should come too to show them, as he believes my theory is correct. He tells me that this could be fairly big if it is provable and says we will discuss more at a further date.
8:34 PM: I tell the teacher that the problem on the board he had was impossible and impractical. At first, he says it's not but after I explained it to him he agrees and quickly corrects himself. I like this teacher... He's intelligent but open to students, and he admits when he is wrong. It's hard to find one like that. Usually teachers tell you are wrong and shut you out and shoot you down. He is open and listens.. Then tries to explain it and still listens before he does so to make sure he understands you first.
9:03 PM: Our teacher lets us out early for the first time in like 5 weeks. Amazing. I'm so relieved. I go to Chick-fil-a and order some food. It's okay... It has pickles... eww I hate pickles. I notice my gas tank is empty and decided to stop at Murphy’s to fill up (I didn't want to run out twice in the same week.) I start driving all around town looking for people to talk to and no one is available. I'm getting really depressed and sad at this point.. Almost as if no one cares. It's amazing too because after all the people in the past week who have backstabbed me and lied to me, I'm just sick and tired of people.
Sigh... I wish something would help find me happiness.
9:49 PM: After aimlessly driving around, I decide to drive home and get a sweater. I felt like going up to Caesar's head and just kind of chill up there because you know it's cool. So I go home to get my sweater and use the bathroom and what not but when I get on the interstate I realize I forgot my sweater. I turned around and was like you know... I should just stay home... I mean the weather is terrible; it's cold, it's rainy, it's foggy, wet, dark... Also, I am afraid of spiders and the dark to an extent (never know with nature) so going up to the mountains is a TERRIBLE idea. But I decided I may as well go up and see the mountains. You know... Change it up a little bit. So I get in my car and start heading towards the mountains. As I get downtown, I begin thinking to myself based on what a friend said to me (people will always let you down at some point) that maybe people really are unreliable and nothing but selfish. Maybe I needed to stop listening and trusting people. Maybe I need to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt. You know change it all up. I keep driving downtown and I passed a church that just kind of stuck out to me. I don't know why it stuck out to me, but it really did. I got out and looked at it, and decided I want a picture of it. I go back to my car... Great... No camera. Sigh...

I really wanted a picture of the church I don't know why. At this point I wonder if it's a sign.
This is where I reflect on myself. "Prior to this point that I'm at this church I've been atheist and never strong with God. I've read the Bible and understood the stories and what not, but never believed it. I mean... Who would? It's just crazy... I can't believe people would blindly follow a religion..."
Those are some thoughts I've always had... But while I'm here, I look up into the sky (which is strangely clear in this exact spot and I can see all the stars clearly and the fog is all around me still.) and say out loud... "God, I'm going up to Caesars head. I want to speak with you one on one. I'll be there in about 30 minutes. If you have time, it would be cool to talk because you know, I'm curious. I've never seen your side of life... So lets have a talk."
I get back into my car and start driving to bald rock on Caesars head. I am starting to feel a little sick to my stomach now... I don't know... I shouldn't have eaten that chick-fil-a. As I'm driving through Marietta the fog becomes extremely thick to where my visibility is about 5 meters. It is terrible... I can't see a thing. It is so dark, I feel sick, and now I am getting spooked by the conditions of the weather...
You know what? No. I don't care. I told God I'd meet him there in 30 minutes... I'll at least hold up my half of the deal, that way the cards are in my hands. So if he does show we can talk and if he doesn't show I can laugh at the stupidity of this.
10:52 PM: I get to bald rock, and get out of my car. It is still extremely foggy and I can't see a thing. There's no one else here.. This ought to be good as it's just going to be me and God. I wonder if it's maybe just me making it up though... What if it's just me making this all up? Eh. Who cares... I'll try it. Let's see if he actually shows up.
I sit down on the rock and I pray. I pray for the first time with actual sincerity. I say "I'm here. If you want to talk, I'd like to listen. If you don't want to talk, I understand... I was afraid you wouldn't in the first place." I sit on the rock for a few moments and just stare off into the fog which is extremely heavy.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Hmm. I knew I was right.
As I thought that thought exactly... I hear "God almighty."
I stand up and start looking around... No way... Impossible... I must be crazy. There's no one else here. There weren't any cars that I saw when I pulled in. Impossible. I set down again and about a minute later, I hear guitars and drums. I hear people singing.
I don't know what song it was... I believe its God almighty... But I hear them singing it. I hear music instruments. I hear drums, rhythm and people. I MUST be crazy. I get up and go back to my car and grab a flash light. The fog is so dense I still can't see a thing. I use the flash light which cuts through the fog and walk all around the rock until I find three guys sitting there. I asked them if they were playing Christian music and they said yes. I said "That's pretty weird. I've been pretty lonely and missing a lot in life. I keep getting let down and depressed... so I came up here to talk to God."
They invited me to sit with them. They told me all about God and his power. They told me how God works. How a person follows Christianity. How you have to have fellowship, witnessing, word and prayer… After everything I learned I ended up learning and changing a few things in my life.
1. I was saved by God, and accepted the Lord as my savior.
2. I learned that I should not put faith in to people and should put faith in to God, as there is always a plan that is unseen.
3. Coincidences can only explain situations so far… But, it’s said that coincidences are God’s way of remaining anonymous.
4. I need to follow God and to become more in touch with the Christian side of life.
This may not be a big deal to you. I feel as if my prayers were answered and the answer was so strong to where I decided to put faith into it. Coincidences happen, but here is why it shouldn’t have happened and what makes this seem stronger and stronger as God’s work.
1. It was a Monday night. No one ever goes to the mountains on a Monday night.
2. It was foggy.
3. It was rainy.
4. It was cold and wet.
5. It was pitch black.
6. It is a secluded area; not a ton of people go there.
7. I almost never went because I didn’t feel well.
8. I made excuses as to why I didn’t want to go.
9. The people who were up there almost never went. (same reasons up there.)
10. People usually like to mind their own business, yet these men shared theirs with me.
11. People are afraid of strangers.
12. I had places I had to be the next morning so I should have been in bed asleep.
13. I have people who I promised I would visit instead of going to the mountains.
But all of those were ignored… And I was able to speak directly with God. One on One.
Sure… There were three guys up there. I feel as if it was still one on one interaction with God though because none of this was planned or rehearsed. None of it was set in stone or expected.
It’s just amazing.
To think… There are 6.9 billion people (maybe more?) in this world, but God had time to speak with me directly for about two hours. He answered a few of my questions, and gave me faith and hope. He showed me what a Christian side of life involves as far as faith, and showed me the way to the path I need to be taking. It’s just amazing. Not only did he have time to speak with me one on one… He had time to arrange people to meet me there, and he spoke through them.
I’m done with putting my faith into people. I’ve been crushed of that. Entirely. But, I’ve filled that emptiness and crushed feeling with faith in the Lord. I don’t feel upset… I don’t feel mad, I feel relieved. I don’t have worries anymore of the people who used to worry me. I’m letting God take control now, and let him decide what’s right and wrong.
I want to end this note with three quotes that kind of reinforce a few topics:
1. You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God…
2. Life is God's novel. Let him write it.
3. Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message.
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29th October 2009 - 02:06 AM Last post by: Rdy2Killz |
www.lockerz.com
Basically, you go on daily and answer the questions and accumulate PTZ(Pointz). With these points you can redeem stuff. Macbook, iTouch, etc. It's legit too.
Unfortunately you need an invite from a member.
Fortunately I have invites.
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29th October 2009 - 01:24 AM Last post by: Major Zhuinden |
Hmm Facebook said to do this:

So I uploaded some CP to a private album just for him.
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29th October 2009 - 12:01 AM Last post by: FurlyGhost |
post any of your favorite mmorpg's here
-2moons
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-maplestory
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28th October 2009 - 04:06 PM Last post by: Speedskater |
http://omegle.comConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ???
Stranger: hi asl plz
You: why?
Stranger: idk
You: Does it matter/
Stranger: a lil
You: how so?
You: This is why I hate men. All guys want is sex and a hook up over some stupid chat site.
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats not me
Stranger: im fuckin 14
You: Then why does it matter my a/s/l?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i just always ask
Stranger: see if they r my age
You: Because... it matters
You: Haha.
You: Try next time
You: How old are you/
You: Thats a lot more appropriate.
Stranger: so?
Stranger: mabe if its a guy i can be like do u bmx
You: Nah. I don't think so. And for the record, I also bmx.
Stranger: and if its a girl i can ask them how was their day and what they like in guys
You: See
You: That's so sexist.
You: You are an idiot my good Sir.
You: Just like every other man.
Stranger: no im not
You: I'm ?
Stranger: thats not wat my gf says
You: Who?
You: Fisty?
You: hahha
You: Honey, the only action you've ever seen is your right hand.
You: BUt I doubt that's the case anymore.
You: I heard it's going for some other guy...
Stranger: i have a girl friend im a freshman
Stranger: so yea if u could stop
Stranger: and actually be nice
You: why?
You: Because... All girls are supposed to be nice?
Stranger: no?
You: Who said I was being mean sweety?
You: I just tell it like it is.
You: I'm sorry if the truth hurts.
Stranger: well im not what ur accusing me of
Stranger: im not a perv
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: i dont masterbate
Stranger: and i dont go for guys
Stranger: so yea
You: Honey, age has nothing to do with you being a perv.
You: I've seen 6 year olds rape other people before; it's on the news all the time.
Stranger: ok first of all if i was a perv id be askin for cams
Stranger: im not
You: Nope. Not true.
Stranger: and id ask if u were orny
You: Pervs exist in many fashions.
Stranger: and im not
Stranger: yea and im not 1 of them
You: You are definitely a perv.
Stranger: no
You: Oh no, you are.
You: Trust me.
Stranger: i respect girls
You: You are a total creeper.
Stranger: def not
You: And quite desperate too.
You: ASL PLZ
You: that's a creeper and a sheer desperation
Stranger: not really
You: Yeah entierly.
You: Honey, I bet you all of the internet will back me up.
Stranger: im sayin plz so wat its a nice meaning
Stranger: not really
You: Have you heard of Digg.com?
Stranger: most of it will back me up
Stranger: no i havent
You: Then pretty much none of the internet has your back.
Stranger: yea they do
You: Oh yeah, I forget... The internet cares about 14 year old boys...
You: The internet cares about women too!
Stranger: im just tryin to make some friends
You: THE INTERNET CARESSS oh how careless of me to have forgotten.
You: Well I think we are pretty good friends babe.
You: I'll put this on Digg.com though and let others give some input.
You: <3
Stranger: y r u being so meanStranger: all i did was ask u couldve just said no
Stranger: and i wouldve been like ok
Stranger: wats up
You: Honey, the world isn't based on what could have
You: happened
You: It's based on what did.
Stranger: no thts wat i always say
You: The fact is you are a total creeper
You: Oh no, just because you say it doesn't mean it's true.
Stranger: y r u callin a 14 yr old a creeper
You: Perhaps if you knew my true identity you would have disconnected.
Stranger: i dont really care
Stranger: i dont disconnect
Stranger: people
You: But you care enough to make me think differently of you?
Stranger: yea
You: To try to make*
Stranger: cuz i dont like it when people call me names
You: And this care... You care enough about your own image?
You: haha baby, I'm an online person.
You: You'll never meet me.
Stranger: so u wanna put this on a wb site
Stranger: and im not trying to do anything all i did was ask and u made this huge fuss bout it
You: Yes I will here is your reference code: 14yocreeperonomeglelol14
You: Copy that code down
You: and search it
You: Google's index should return the chat log.
You: As I doubt that's actually any where on the web except for now
Stranger: nothing came up
You: Search it tomorrow though because they update the database every 24 hours or so
You: Yeah you'll have to wait.
Stranger: cant u just plz stop
Stranger: i didnt do anything
Stranger: and ur postin this shit all over the web like im a child molester
You: Well you pretty much are putting words in your own mouth.
Stranger: no im not
You: I never called you a child molester but hey if you are and that floats your boat cool man.
Stranger: im not
Stranger: stop
Stranger: just plz stop
You: Done!
Stranger: ok ok i gotta calm down
Stranger: all i am is a 14 yr old boy
Stranger: and 1 person out of billions is calling me a creeper
You: Yep. But now everyone thinks you are a creeper.
Stranger: not so true
Stranger: i dont have a care in the world
You: you sshould
Stranger: oh and whys that
You: Now everyone knows you are a creeper, a perv, child molester and all by the age of 14!
Stranger: #1 i gave u a fake age
You: No you didn't.
Stranger: #2 i didnt give you my name
Stranger: yea i did
You: Yes you id.
Stranger: i never gave my name out
You: mm
You: i dont need it
You: I have your IP address
Stranger: wats that?
Stranger: wats an IP address
You:
http://proslasher.info/chattestYou: go there it tells you about ips
You: My bad
You:
http://whatsmyip.netYou: see the numbers on top?
You: thye are a number that identifies your cmoputer
You: computer
You: It looks like
You: Your computer is this: 24.63.5.160
You: Which should match those on top I believe if I'm rihgt
Stranger: this isnt even my computer
You: Hey how's the weather in MA?
You: Yeah it is.
You: I see your computer.
Stranger: no its not
You: It doesn't matter.
You: It's still where you are located.
You: How's the weather in MA?
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24th October 2009 - 09:02 AM Last post by: megadeath141 |
Crappy mood, need something funny. Must be able to defeat the wall of "get the fuck out of my mind" and make me laugh. Please help.

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21st October 2009 - 11:36 AM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
Well, I'll definitely be travelling across the country to get back home in Hawaii for Christmas, but I want to do something special this year. I'm stuck between having a hotel party, or renting out a cabin by the beach. So which should I do? I'm starting to lean more towards having a hotel party though

Anyone know how to have some fun?
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20th October 2009 - 05:21 PM Last post by: Speedskater |
Hello Mouse-Pro, it's me Viper. Here's your proof that I am me. :/ 128BitComputer@USWest.
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18th October 2009 - 09:41 PM Last post by: hippy420 |
Lol..so I was browsing around gamethreat while bored the other day and came across this thread giving a link to this game :3
It's pretty addicting to see how well you get rated..
http://www.notdoppler.com/multitask.phpMy average is around the 90s

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18th October 2009 - 09:20 PM Last post by: Monki |
WE are fuken ba k tnogiht taken your requests all night all long. How sosuld SUteki fuck up his shit more???
Lets splace the the motha fuckan game yo. Its tha rage these days. Ih honestly wish i had more to drank but my shit is depleated yo "(
but w/es i coudl get more i suppose if that si my desire but i rtink we are feelin pretty good and honestly the only reason why i don t is i gotta work at 12 pm tomorrow god damit. But my mtoha fucaks there is not much of an update i can give, i continue the talks tiwth the other woman aidn i am still llocked in the realtionship with this one so we are doubling dipping right now still
Take yoru requests oall night long, iv el my fucken feedback i will check this bitcha nd the first one. OH I forgot to addd that i am STILL NOT GIVING A FUCK!! and its sierly workiong out pretty nicely. ppl are gettin g psised around me a little bit but ya know what? I DONT GIVE A FUCK
UPDATE AGAIN I FORGOT I GOT SOME BEER AND HOT DAMN LEFT WE ARE FUCKEN DRINKIN MORE BITCHES SOOO FUCK YOU!!!!
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17th October 2009 - 10:34 PM Last post by: Suteki |
SO This shit is not going tb eabout no motha fucken sad shit, emo bullsht. i turely appologize about the last one!!! THis motha fucka is going tbe about about how 60% of Americans give To Much Of A Fuck!!! And this new produc i am trying called "NOT GIVING A FUCK" Fixes a lot of things!!! Ima fucken enganged motha fucka abut i last time told you how shit was heaten up and shit was goin down. Wella fter trying this NOT GIVING A FUCK product i have reaslized I DONT GIVE A FUCK and have persude it. Yes motha fucka i am sayin next weekned we are having some shit of EPIC MOTHA FUCKEN PORPORTINS GO DOWN!!!! W/e yOu can fuck say allllllllllllllllll the shit you want (btw i still remember ppl freaken out (ghozt viper.....a lil jiggie in there...) but i honestly never ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had sudicide cutting bullshit in my mind. that was just the best way to describe shit ya now?? NOW that we have that OUT OF THE WAY Bitches am go in to the oasis ans d we are goin to have a jolly ol good time there motha fuckas!!!!!!!!!!!! Ther ewill be LIP TO LIP fucken action there really are NO BOUNDRYS I really like shtis girl and i would not do no weird shit, even if she wanted i would not go past hugs and kisses. YOu FUCKS on the other hand probably would go further if you COULD. but unline you I shall not. Now this girls is one of my BEST MOTHA FUCKAN BROS Sister. yes indeed. blond, beautoufl the whoolllleee shipange. And now baou the engange ment shit. Well she isnt even wearing the ring righ tnow anywas so fuck you. And We can debate allllllll dayy and allllll night abou moral. What is mOral? Who desides it?? GOD??? Yes wah i would say im a Christan but hoesntly my frien dhas taken a ALOT of classes and sharing shit with me and honestly im deoubting things. "things happen for a reason" that line is such full of BULLLSHIT that i would have to sit in the bathroom for my entire life. Shit Does NOT happen fore a "reaoson:" its Fucken RANDOM/ HOWEVER I am not say in there is No God, because that is just foolish, I belive there is a higher being even maybe the Christan god. However do you honestly think GOD care whether or not you step on that twig. I mean if EVERYTHING happens for a reason you stepped on it for a reason right? Fuck that shit it makes NO FUCKEN SENSE not EVERYTHING happesn for a reason. a GOD is not going to give a shit if you step on that mother fucken twig. An dif he does not care about that, he would not care about other things. you stubbed your toe, "it happened for a reason" no it didnt dumbfuck you just stubbed your toe. Your relationship broke up? "it happend for a reason" you know what? It might of but chances are it didnt now stfu and continue on with life., Your relationship fucked up ahppend for a reason? xD yeah right just like that takes priority over someone dieing in a fucken car accidident. Stfu you dont know what your talking about. Half the fucken people that preach shit have not even read the the Bible or their own releigon or w/e on their own time. I actualy have so i know wtf im talkin about a little bit at least. AND I JUST REALIZED IM TALKIN A WHOLE SHIT LOAD ABOUT RELIGEON. ANd i fucken appologize that is not what i wanted to do. So you know what? un read all of that which you just read cuz this is not about relegion i could give a shit less. I just you all to know im not dead or anything, and Im doing what fucken makes me happy so you can all kiss my ass!!!! :] :] I mean that is the best possible way of course
Jiggie love my body ;D
Have a goodnight and if you read all my bullshit, then you know what? Talk about here, I will read it, and fucken thank you for actually reading it. A honest Thank You is all i can give.
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17th October 2009 - 07:41 PM Last post by: GhoztMan |
Just curious to see how fast everyones internets their using are.

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17th October 2009 - 02:56 PM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
Ok, I have ran multiple clans and have had a talking server i normally use ventrillo but ive never payed ive always done the free 8-people ventrillo but on the free ventrillo it has a little static unlike other vent servers is there any way to fix this or any other talking server that is easy,free and good for clan use
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16th October 2009 - 05:34 PM Last post by: Kenshyn |
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16th October 2009 - 05:17 PM Last post by: GhoztMan |
Well I have been pretty ill for the past week (the sickest I have ever been) and so Friday I decided to go to the doctors to find out what is making me so sick. It just so happens that I have H1N1 (swine) flu. So if you are religious please send me your prayers and if you have no religious beliefs, please send me your thoughts and luck!
Thanks
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16th October 2009 - 01:53 PM Last post by: hippy420 |
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11th October 2009 - 01:38 AM Last post by: Major Zhuinden |
Anyone know how to use IRC and can help me test, 208.85.2.218:6667 Channel #Ghoztcraft
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10th October 2009 - 04:08 PM Last post by: Major Virtual Pancake |
Made it yesterday out of boredom. Any opinions?

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10th October 2009 - 01:54 PM Last post by: Kenshyn |
i fell i am don the end of the relatinshop of which i am burning to the ground with teddthe txts of a bros sgister and i think it mayho be to lat to turn back now bofr r its ashs. I sfell i have no choice but to ends and the fn now, or forever lose awhat i have. fis this thi i need a feafe with a gune hits him so im lookin tho the list i dont uckn knwo wher eit is abut i found one tha defines me
fthast what i am k so fucken deal with it as si have to im nothin gmore than
tist agoes forever and if i edotn fix this tng now iam fucking up her etnre life its going to be fucked buz of me .
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9th October 2009 - 07:02 PM Last post by: Corporal- Lost Prodigy |
That's right I finally finished my PhD in Chemistry at the University of Utah! Hurray! I just thought I should share this with everyone. Now I don't know what to do with my life. Any ideas?

I have an offer to go work with chemists in Japan. My dissertation was on LENR (low energy nuclear reaction)
Any ways so yeah here I am back at my old stomping grounds saying hi and bragging about finally getting my degree!
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9th October 2009 - 04:13 PM Last post by: MastricX |
QUOTE
[Yesterday, 11:13 PM]
Veeber: haha pancake cant run stealthbot
The funny thing is, the bot does run. It stays connected and works fine as far as I know, I just get random errors.
Just to settle things, I downloaded all the required files, have all the required programs installed and even went a little further and installed other runtimes and such just to make sure they were not the problem. Think before you laugh at someone's misfortune.
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7th October 2009 - 08:19 PM Last post by: Speedskater |
For all of you who watch anime or of that sort you should know what a mini MKV is. For those who don't, it is an H264 mkv file which is usually around 300MB in around 60-80 MB with still super high quality. I am wondering how do you make these? What is the process? What programs are used and with what settings? I have extracted all the files from a mini MKV and noticed that there is a .h264 video file in there which is really small file size. I would REALLY REALLY like to know how this is done. I can stick to MKV's and stop using RMVBs for good. And before any1 tries to be smart, YES I have googled this and haven't found sufficient results. If you find something regarding mini MKVs out there that I missed please feel free to post a link. If no one here knows the answer can someone post a link to another forum where they relieve mini MKVs for example so I can ask there? Thans
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5th October 2009 - 03:31 PM Last post by: Union1 |
Motha fucka bros reparoing in the houes!!! you can fuck fucken fuck if you want to you know. ANd ic a post my shit where i want to and bo fuck with fucken fucked up teeth aappointments acn tell me otherwise. U know i love you bros all and magic bitch too is a bro witha spritual pensi my fucken cat is fucken flippin o ut for now rason my fucks. abd bi sgut u cab make smile faces
U cab make all the faces i awnt anz i fucken love this palce and ghozt is a lbro drinkin e-bro with me ya hear/ ?? and you can size my shit up to anything and im legit as fucken reality is. whab t he fuck tdoes that mean i dont knnnnnnnnnowwwwwwwww , i hopse ome of you bros are having a good nkight cuz i just FUCKED for over an hour acuz apparently wine makes it so you can fuck for a very long time and not have to cum so you can fuck it all and the woman freind i will telly ou loves it (my gfinace) had her chained up )yes i had her in hand cuffs and leg cuffs ) and iud id that shit for over and hour and then i ended it with a finaly of epic spooge portions. she lvoesd that shit/. she does nto really like me drinking but said if this is rhte the result of it then so i can have more wine more often or dalchohold cu zi get hory and shit as fucka nd can fuck for dayz on end. i know too much info ybut i acam helping you fucks out cuz im sure im mal older than 90% pers oent of you fucks. and age does not matter for siex but i hav en done way more than you im sure/..d.fad i mean have yoiu had ur girl in hand cuffs and leg cufs bnefore? Probaly not !!!! so im justhelp ing the Ghoztcraft brothers out!!!
OTHA FUCKA SUTEKI IS OUT BITCH!!!! jdfksafjlj fldsj FUCK YEAH UOUI BNFIUDLFD DO BAG FUCK!!!!! SUCK MY BODL SHIT!rew43~!!~
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