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3rd August 2009 - 10:34 PM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
So, in a few days (08/05/09) - my brother turns 18. Now, he's going to have a party, but what he doesn't know, is that I'm going to make him and his friends go on a scavenger hunt around the city! So, I need a list of things I should make him do, now that he's 18.
Here's what I got so far:
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take a picture with a police man
buy a lottery ticket
buy cheap cigaretts
go geocaching and find one treasure, avoid muggles
buy condoms
receipt for 50 cents worth of gas
disposable cup with business logo, and employee signature
picture of a tombstone dating 1964
a bank deposit envelope
picture of the smallest house you can find
3 strangers to pose in a group photo, at least one of you must be in it
photograph 2 animals mating
find or buy a pornographic picture or magazine
climb a public tree (take a picture!)
drive to the observatory, kiss your gf at the top (take a picture!)
go door to door, ask for something random that they don't need
(explain the scavenger hunt if need be)
attempt to visit a jail, take a picture of you behind bars
I just need a few more things..

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2nd August 2009 - 08:50 PM Last post by: XGhozt |
If no one here knows what an i7 Processor is, it's the equivalent of two quad cores combined, so this computer has 4 cores and 8 threads in it (basically it's 8 cores). This thing is fucking amazing, we only slapped in one video card, which frankly is insulting to this beast. But it's a nice over clocked nvidea card, and this i7 processor is at 2.67 ghz (3.03 overclocked) with 8 MB of cache. We put in 4 gigs of ram, but sadly we had to install a 32bit OS. We will re-image this thing when Windows 7 comes out officially. It's hooked up to a 23" monitor with full HD. Oh, and of course we're using DDR3 RAM 1600mhz - but we have the option of adding a triple threaded 3Gigs of RAM!
We did some benchmarking tests..
Unreal Tournament 3 runs at 85-105fps with everything at full graphics.
World of Warcraft ran at 89fps with everything maxed, except for shadows (half way).
- If you play WoW, you know how much it lags in Delaran, we had 0 lag in this city.
This is also setup on a dual monitor, and we played UT3 and WoW at the same time, both getting 80+ FPS.
At max, this box can take 4 video cards on SLI with 6 Gigs of RAM and 12TB of SATA drives. We decided to build this spending as little money as possible, and blowing away every other computer for the same price.
Our Total Cost: $[spoiler]1100 (with tax)[/spoiler] (highlight to show)
Alienware cost: $[spoiler]3,998.00[/spoiler] (without tax)
It took us 3 trips to local hardware stores and about 6 hours in total before we had this baby up and running. And to be sure this thing kept itself in line, we stuck it in an aluminum case with 5 super silent fans. And believe me, this thing is quiet.
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2nd August 2009 - 04:15 PM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occassional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed the task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience:
0. Occupied.
1. Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one.
2. Poo on seat.
3. Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.
4. No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet.
Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Shitter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.
I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by the fumbling, and the the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shitter was blathering to Mrs. Shitter about the shitty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.
Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder in one hand, branced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavy modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.
Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent:
(1) The next-door conversation had ceased;
(2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come, and
(3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made it's way under the stall and began choking my poop-mate. THe initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence.
"Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??"
Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremedous force. Later, in surveying the damage, I'd see that liquid poop had managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride.
Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my anal symphony. "Gotta go... horrible... throw up... in my mouth... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..." followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.
Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by a string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet.
There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final anal announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw, I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.
After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage. I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth.
As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl. Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know.
I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'll be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -- and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo. And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in the bathroom.
Shit Happens.
And when it does, post it on /b/
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31st July 2009 - 11:39 AM Last post by: nephsuperman |
I have an extra google voice invite.
Who wants it and what will you do for it?
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31st July 2009 - 07:05 AM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
Hi. i just joined today. I play lots of diffrent Blizzard game (diablo2,Warcraft3,starcraft,WoW ect)
im wondering if someone would like to trade there starcraft cd key for one of mine diablo 2 lod, warcraft3 roc, ft. They all work on BN plz reply to my email
spiersg@hotmail.com
Apreciate it ty.
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26th July 2009 - 12:07 PM Last post by: Rdy2Killz |
Sup.
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25th July 2009 - 03:37 PM Last post by: Speedskater |
my pc is going to be here today, does anyone know a website where i can upload like 100 pictures and 400 songs and download them on my pc?
like a storage?
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23rd July 2009 - 09:19 AM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
This is the following dialog taken from the following bots.
http://www.cleverbot.com/http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.htmlWell, I decided to follow play the chatbot game, and made the two bots talk to each other, I'd say Hello to on bot, and then carry on from there, copying and pasting what they said to each other making them talk. This is the dialog that came from this.
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Cleverbot: Hello.
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Cleverbot: Davey, yours?
God: Hey Davey yours.
Cleverbot: Hey! Who are you?
God: Can I help you? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Cleverbot: You're not intelligently responding to my points. You're clearly just following set algorithyms.
God: You know what you do, when you assume. Thanks for telling me that I am following set algorithyms.
Cleverbot: My pleasure.
God: You are one of the most polite people I know.
Cleverbot: Being polite doesn't hurt.
God: Good gossip: you are polite does not hurt.
Cleverbot: That is very nice.
God: Are you getting bored?
Cleverbot: No why.
God: Just checking. I just want to find out more about you.
Cleverbot: I am really shy you know.
God: I am glad to hear that you are shy me know.
Cleverbot: You are very kind.
God: Kindness is a virtue.
Cleverbot: How do you know that kindness is important?
God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Cleverbot: I take knowledge from one thing, the truth.
God: I take a lot of notes.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
God: Davey yours, " Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori"" What did I mean by it?
Cleverbot: What does 'a priori' mean?
God: A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Cleverbot: I'm 17, I'm not old.
God: Only 17? You are quite mature.
Cleverbot: Thank's.
God: Don't mention it.
I had no idea that the bots would give me this long philosophical spew totally out of the blue. It was very entertaining though.
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OMG
I finally got a YahooIM account!
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22nd July 2009 - 02:49 PM Last post by: XGhozt |
After all these years, I finally felt like making one tonight, so that I may be able to contact more people in hopes of future endeavors

YahooIM ID: ViperSRT3g@ymail.com
Add me if you like, I've got no contacts for it yet XD
P.S. You can tell I'm bored, that's two threads I've created in one day.
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19th July 2009 - 07:56 AM Last post by: Speedskater |
So, I've heard some pretty good stuff about it.
Anybody want to post a couple reviews or thoughts about it? (For those of us young enough to go watch HP6 and not look stupid

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I think i'll post up a brief review after I watch it.

P.S. Hey Mods, the movies/vids section says post up clips from online, so i posted in here. If you think this belongs in there, go ahead and move it.

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18th July 2009 - 09:33 PM Last post by: ViperSRT3g |
I recently received a job offer for Comcast. I start in a week. This will be taking up over 80 hours a week of my attention and dedication so I will have no time for forums or games or my Graphic Art.

Then at the end of August I am joining the Air Force and will be heading to Texas (I might be able to meet up with a few of you.) Then after the Air Force I will be working on my Masters and PhD in psychology. So any of my free time will be spent at the gym and in my studies.
So there is a lot of changes ahead (including relationships) and I will not have very much time at all to enjoy this community as I have for the past few years. I will stop in here now and then to see how the community is doing and say hi but basically I will no longer be an active member.
Well here we go! Wish me good luck!
(I will be on the for the next couple of days so I will respond to this thread and any questions you have.)
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18th July 2009 - 11:16 AM Last post by: Major Zhuinden |

MapQuest would have had me swim it...
(Need help? Look at step 205)
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17th July 2009 - 06:08 PM Last post by: Zander |
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16th July 2009 - 09:44 AM Last post by: ProSlasher |
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15th July 2009 - 09:34 PM Last post by: Vozzie |
For those who dont know what a lets play is its basicly a walkthrough of a game with commentary by the player. Ive been trying to get mine going and its actually working well, right now im doing Final Fantasy IX, if you wanna take a look just check them out
Here
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15th July 2009 - 07:19 PM Last post by: Ratatosk |
Guys, lots of Ghoztpoints for posting... come on!!!
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15th July 2009 - 02:53 PM Last post by: ProSlasher |
I took this video tonight downtown... We were stopped at a red light and here is the encounter we had.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2J1AL4qPvU&fmt=18[yt]W2J1AL4qPvU&fmt=18[/yt]
And yes, I do work with that Sargent.. I help them with something from time to time.
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15th July 2009 - 12:12 PM Last post by: Kenshyn |
Okay yeah so most of you probably know that.
But did you know it has PERSONAS? Yup. www.getpersonas.com
You guys probably knew that, since you're all high tech and crap.

;; But for those who didn't,
QUOTE("www.getpersonas.com")
"What will your browser wear today?
Personas are lightweight, easy-to-install and easy-to-change "skins" for your Firefox web browser.
Theme your browser according to your mood, hobby or season.
Click the green download button to get started!
"
I like to think of it as a "theme". Here lemme take a screenshot.




You can also create your own persona, if you're a GFX guy *cough*Zar*cough*
So yeah. If you don't have Persona, then get it. If you don't have firefox, get it.

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15th July 2009 - 12:10 PM Last post by: Kenshyn |
fuck dick cunt slap
they blocked cursing so now i can't spam random curse words on pointless videos...
must let it out here now
GAHHHHH!
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15th July 2009 - 12:07 PM Last post by: Kenshyn |
As maybe of a few of you know, my neighbors were selling a puppy. He'd been sitting over there for a while and....blah blah blah, no one on the internet cares. My brother and I bought him for $200! He's a Black Labrador Retriever and his Mom, Dad, and Grandmother live right next door!



His name is Ace.
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11th July 2009 - 12:19 AM Last post by: XGhozt |
It's really cool.

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9th July 2009 - 01:00 AM Last post by: Cancerpuffs |
http://omegle.comQUOTE
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: Guess!
Stranger: (guy)
You: Ahh.
You: Well cool.
You: My name is Leslie.
Stranger: Your name is androgynous
Stranger: I'm elvin
You: Well see
You: I wasn't born leslie
You: I was born mark... but... when i went to prison for manslaughter there was a man, his name was Michelle...
You: He said I was his bitch and called me leslie
Stranger: Oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: what the hell is there to do around here?
You: Idk
You: I mean
You: It's the south..
You: go hunting for deer.
You: >.>
Stranger: i mean, i just got here
Stranger: and this motel is... well let's just say that i don't plan on falling asleep
You: lol
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: indeed
You: figured so.
You: I'm Carla
Stranger: well hi carla
Stranger: i'm tim
You: Hey tim.
You: I'm carla.
Stranger: lol
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: so, do they steal kidneys from their motel patrons or what?
Stranger: and yes, male
You: figured so.
You: I'm Carla
Stranger: lol, bummer
Stranger: that's a real bummer
Stranger: because, i actually came here for the bridge, see
You: Eh?
Stranger: so i can jump off
Stranger: and that
You: Ah.
Stranger: that's just depressing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: wait...
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy

You:

Stranger: you?
You: Half and half... Is that cool with you?
You: I have a pussy and all
You: but a real deep voice
Stranger: lol
You: and also, there is a penis,but its small and i can tuck it in
Stranger: weird
You: my birth certificate says im a female though
You: so if we have sex you aren't being gay
You: i just don't have balls
You: Is that cool with you?
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: cyber is so...
Stranger: nerd
Stranger:

Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: i spent the day at a water park haha
You: ahhh nice
Stranger: so now i'm relaxing lol
Stranger: indeeed ha
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
Stranger: you?
You: hmm.
You: *puts on a robe and wizard hat*
You: (I like to foreplay)
You: *Grabs a magic wand from the drawrer*
Stranger: haha
You: *Ekcohs Pekohs Penior Senior*
Stranger: what does that do?
You: Your penis is now three times its size
Stranger: lol wow.
You: (about the size of a triple a battery)
Stranger: that's pretty big.
You: Now, I grab your battery, and swing you around the room by it
Stranger:

You: oh baby are you having fun?
You: This is hot
Stranger: no you are stupid.
You: You're making me so wet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hello
Stranger: Hi, you are dreaming this.
Stranger: Uncross your legs, take your left hand off of your left cheek and sit up straight.
You: What?
You: I'm laying down...
Stranger: Fuck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: TNT
You: DYNAMYTE
Stranger: and i'll win the fight!
Stranger: i'm a power load!
Stranger: watch me explode!
Stranger: that's AC/DC in case you didn't know
You: NO WAI
You: WHAT HELLS BELLS IS THIS?
Stranger: hahaha
You: dude you shook me all night long with that info
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hmm.
Stranger: ummmm
You: You know.
You: I've got big balls.
Stranger: so, are you gonna do some dirty deeds?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: she's god big balls!
You: with my big balls
Stranger: but we've got the biggest balls of them all!
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8th July 2009 - 12:01 PM Last post by: Zar |
So as you can see from my first post, I'm really into cooling my computer. Now I would like to go into it a little further. I'm looking for someone else that has some experience in this so that maybe they can help me out a little.
To start out, cooling is the key idea. To get the computer's ambient temperature as close to room temperature as possible. Why is this important? When you start your computer all metal components tend to expand, which is the nature of all metals. Over time all the expansion and contractions from heating up and cooling down can cause wear and tear on your computer. The benefit from having a ambient room temperature is all the components are already going to be at the temperature your computer idles at, hence little or no expansion from metal parts heating up.
With that explanation aside, I'm looking for some pretty far out there ideas for cooling. Obviously overloading the case with computer fans has been covered. Mineral oil submersion, liquid nitrogen, and other ideas like that are not what I'm looking for.
So if you have a great idea for cooling a computer's ambient temperature please make a post. I don't exactly know the community I'm talking to but if anyone else is interested in this I have a pretty vast amount of knowledge on it

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7th July 2009 - 11:27 PM Last post by: Ruler of War |
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6th July 2009 - 11:03 PM Last post by: Major General HG-Bounder-X |
1. Nearly every astronaut experiences some space sickness, caused by the wildly confusing information reaching their inner ears. In addition to nausea, symptoms include headaches and trouble locating your own limbs. Just like college, really.
2. And those are the least of your worries. In weightlessness, fluids shift upward, causing nasal congestion and a puffy face; bones lose calcium, forming kidney stones; and muscles atrophy, slowing the bowels and shrinking the heart.
3. At least you’ll be puffy, constipated, and tall: The decreased pressure on the spine in zero-g causes most space travelers to grow about two inches.
4. Lab rats sent into space during midpregnancy, while their fetuses’ inner ears are developing, spawn some seriously tipsy babies (pdf).
5. No humans have yet been conceived in space, so we can only imagine.
6. So that’s what it takes: A 2001 study showed that astronauts who snored on Earth snoozed silently in space.
7. But astronauts sleep less soundly; 16 sunrises a day throws a major wrench into their circadian rhythms.
8. And Ziggy played guitar. At the start of the workday on the space shuttle, mission control in Houston broadcasts wake-up music, usually selected with a particular astronaut in mind. On the all-work, no-play International Space Station, crews wake to an alarm clock.
9. If you are ever exposed to the vacuum of space without a suit on, don’t hold your breath: Sudden decompression would cause your lungs to rupture.
10. In addition, water on the tongue, in the nose, and in the eyes would boil away. This actually happened in 1965, when a space suit failed during a NASA experiment and the tester was exposed to a near vacuum for 15 seconds.
11. Contrary to Hollywood, though, you wouldn’t explode. Lack of oxygen in the blood is what would kill you, but it would take about two minutes.
12. More explosion paranoia: Virgin Galactic, Richard Branson’s space-tourism company, reportedly considered barring women with breast implants due to fears that they might blow up.
13. John Glenn found it hard to choke down his food, but not because of the lack of gravity: Early astronauts relied on aluminum tubes of semiliquid mush, food cubes, and dehydrated meals.
14. Today astronauts can spice up their meals with salt and pepper—in liquid form. Sprinkled grains would float away, tickling noses and clogging vents.
15. Missing something? Those vents on the space shuttle and International Space Station serve as the lost and found, sucking up anything that’s floating about unsecured.
16. The shuttle commode requires that astronauts align themselves precisely in the dead center of the seat. A mock-up of the shuttle toilet, complete with built-in camera, is used to train them how to position themselves.
17. NASA tried building a bathroom into its space suits—a fitted condom attached to a bladder for men, a molded gynecological insert for women—but gave up and passed out diapers to all.
18. Returning astronauts report extreme difficulty moving their arms and legs right after touchdown, one reason why they call landing “the second birth.”
19. But some long-duration cosmonauts report that the hardest thing to readjust to about life on Earth is that when you let go of objects, they fall.
20. Better just to stay up there? Eighteen people have died on space missions, but never in space—always on the way up or the way down.
21. Most Astronauts temporarily gain about 1-2 inches in height, as the lack of gravity allows the spinal column to expand. The design of their space suits take that into account. Don't want top of their heads rubbing the inside of the helmet, or worse, rubbing on the other end.
Source: http://www.elegant-universe.webs.com/art14.html
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