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DJ Hell Kloud

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About DJ Hell Kloud

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  1. DJ Hell Kloud

    Changes In The Army System.

    Take it as a joke fish that's what it was lol. I do think that the strength of the new weapons and armor is too high, and the strength of the new spy and sentry equipment is way too high. See if there's anything you can do about that, repairs are ridiculas.
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    Changes In The Army System.

    I'm already watching you like a hawk fish
  3. DJ Hell Kloud

    `:-...$Donate Your Change$...-:`

    I think I'd be happier WITH my change.... thanks anyway
  4. DJ Hell Kloud

    Philosophy

    Life and death is fact. I defy anyone to prove to me otherwise. There is no way to bypass the inevitable end. For all our technology, one thing we will never be able to beat is that eventually we will decay into nothingness. That's just the fate of all things living. With that in mind, I propose a different philosophy: Life is 10% where you've been and 90% where you go from here; Always remember your past but never stop going forward.
  5. DJ Hell Kloud

    Post a picture of yourself

    Contrary to popular belief this isn't a mugshot.
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    How many GP Do you have?

    sure that works for me but change the unit upgrades after upgrading a few times you can get like 500+ a day, that's pretty bad, make it harder to progress in units. and take out the 8388607 gps limit, you need more than that
  7. DJ Hell Kloud

    How many GP Do you have?

    max number of gps is 8388607 I usually have that much
  8. DJ Hell Kloud

    3 jokes

    Well they say good things come in 3's, they also say bad things come in 3's so let's see how these stack up. Let me know what you think. Good or bad? #1 Railroad Dimwit A child is playing with his train set in the kitchen as his mother walks in. She frowns in disgust as she hears her son say: "All you assholes that want to get on get on now we're not waiting for your slow asses. All you jackasses that are getting off, get the hell off now before you have to walk back from the next stop!" The mother scorns her child and sends him to his room without dinner. After dinner she goes up to the boys room and tell him if he appologizes he can come down and play with his train set again. So he does and comes back down to the kitchen to his train set and says: "Everyone that's getting on please be mindful of the gap and hurry in, those seats fill up fast. Everyone who's getting off please do not push and thank you for riding with us." The mother smiles and turns back to the dishes. As her son turn the train set back on he says: "For those of you that are pissed off about the 2 hr delay, you can take it up with the bi+ch at the sink." #2 Switcheroo A man and a woman are driving across a deserted lot when their car runs out of gas. The man gets out of the car, kicks it and starts walking back the way he came for help. As he's leaving a UFO flies overhead and brings the man the woman and the car on board. Once aboard the UFO the man and woman are greeted by a couple of aliens. "We've done much experimenting on your species but we've yet to figure out how you mate." Says the alien. "Well perhaps" replies the man "we can switch partner for a night. That way we can both learn a litte bit about each other." "Oh that would be wonderful, you can show my wife how you mate on earth and I can show your wife how we do it." So as day turns to night the aliens and humans go with their mates into seperate rooms. The male alien says "Now if you'll disrobe I'll find out where exactly your matriarchal orafice is." So the woman takes her clothes off, as does the alien. When she turns around she's happy to see that the alien does indeed have a penis but is disappointed at the size of it. "Um is that normal for your species?" asks the woman "Oh my no this is just how it starts." replies the alien "How it starts?" "yes, if you want it bigger pull my right ear. If you want it longer pull my left ear." So the woman begins pulling the aliens ears until it's just the size she wants. Afterward they proceed to have the best sex the woman has had in a long while. As they doze off the sun comes out and the couples return to their partners, the man asks his wife "How was it for you?" "Oh it was incredible, I learned so much about their kind. What about you? Did you show her how we make love on earth?" His wife asked. "Well I tried to but she kept pulling my ears...." #3 Fair is fair There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bi+ch who ran over my FROG."
  9. DJ Hell Kloud

    HG-Bounder-X

    Ever the drama queen, anywho take care bounder see ya on bhax
  10. DJ Hell Kloud

    The 3 Word Game!!

    Fish banned ATacoHasLips585
  11. DJ Hell Kloud

    Who Hates HG-BOUNDER-X

    I don't intend to build an ego, I'm not afraid to say I don't know what I'm talking about and when I do make a mistake I'll admit it.
  12. DJ Hell Kloud

    Creating A New Word (vote)

    jordan there was a post that was accepting definitions but no one posted in it anymore so I stopped it and set the definitions to those that were submitted http://www.Ghoztcraft.net/forums/index.php...amp;#entry40645
  13. DJ Hell Kloud

    Creating a New Word

    sorry no one posted anymore it went to vote already. this topic is pretty much closed.
  14. DJ Hell Kloud

    **** BWHACKS!!!!!!!!

    Okay so you don't wish to be a productive member of Ghoztcraft, simple enough you will be removed from it. I'm sorry you have to be so stubborn, I always like seeing new, productive members joining.
  15. DJ Hell Kloud

    How Many People Think Deluca Is a..

    Apocalypse535: If you don't mind a respectful opinion in your thread, I'd like to make a few suggestions. #1: Stop trolling. It's people like you that make forums no fun. If you want to troll go to www.getflamed.com There are people with your mentality there that will share your nonsensical love of getting everyone pissed off for no reason. #2: Before you attempt to belittle people on a forum earn some respect, I mean real respect. Don't just say "all of u are ****ing gay dicklickers but XGhozt" XGhozt doesn't think you're cool for excluding him, he thinks you're ignorant. Earn a decent reputation before you start your flaming, or at least KNOW someone, I mean KNOW them so your mindless flames hold some bearing. Geez even Xthar has a better chance of people caring about what he flames than you do. #3: Flame about something that deserves a flame thread. Your Maphack begging is a very very thin premise for a flame thread. That's why no one took it seriously. BWHacks didn't give you a maphack source code for a reason, maybe it's because google has a large assortment of them, maybe it's because you haven't earned their respect, maybe it's because you've earned their disrespect. But that's between you and BWHacks. Leave it there. If you take at least a little bit from the preceeding 3 points you may yet turn into a productive member of Ghoztcraft. If you don't you will soon find yourself banned from Ghoztcraft. Your choice, it doesn't matter to me which you choose.
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