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About ProSlasher

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    Prank Call Master.
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  1. ProSlasher

    FUCK YOU XTHAR.

    Oh man. The good ole days...
  2. happy birthday

  3. ProSlasher

    halt

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  4. ProSlasher

    halt

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  5. ProSlasher

    So its been a while ....

    So, It's been a while - A long while since I've seen you guys. I'm curious what you all are up to? In the last ten minutes, I've seen that Z, Zar, GhoztMan, HG-Bounder, SpeedSkater, XGhozt, Viper, Cripp and Magic Bitch are all still active - so I'm curious... Who else is still here and what have you all been up to? For me, I've moved to the NYC area - I live about 35 minutes by train away the city (over in Stamford CT specifically) and I work in Greenwich CT as a software developer. I program androids, iCraps and WPF apps now for some company and I make a decent salary. (Greater than the starting range for a Comp Sci grad which is 63k). I go on business trips at least once a month all over the country. The company I work for is unrelated to program, but my division is sort of an "external" solution division to help other startups and companies who need apps programmed. I don't have a degree at this point but I am working on it. I have a few plans on taking classes over the summer to transfer up here and finish before I'm 23. Honestly though, I feel as if Comp Sci is one of those fields that you really do not need a degree to succeed in, but only time will tell me with that. I have been dating the same girl for the last 1.6 years and I have been thinking about proposing within the next year and a half. (Thinking as in saving up money to do such). Well - That's pretty much all for me, What about you guys? Edit: For the record, I remember when Zar posted this: Zar, I must say - I appreciate the inspiration. On that day I opened my eyes and got laid later that week (for the first time). Ever since then, I've had a steep upwards learning curve of a lot of programming languages including Android (java), iOS (objective c), C, C++, C# and Sql (technically not programming). Nonetheless - I've learned a lot since then and continue to learn daily since tech changes. For the record though - Coding a website and coding in the languages are not the same. I mean sure, I can code a website all day long but it will look like absolute shit. I don't do CSS (design side) or any other markup. I can do JQuery, but that's still limited as I prefer to do more with the backend and less with the front.
  6. ProSlasher

    Ask A 911 Operator

    Yeah sort of. I got let go due to political reasons. Kinda bullshit. I'll post it as soon as I remember to get my other phone and get the file off of it. I'll also write a post about how I got let go...
  7. ProSlasher

    Post your Speed!

    http://www.speedtest.net/result/1151701659.png I get faster on ethernet... I'll post later. I'm headed to class now >.>
  8. ProSlasher

    Google

    How long do you think it will be before Google is sued for not having the priority inbox working perfectly? IE: Someone missed a VERY IMPORTANT email because google didn't filter them right? lol
  9. ProSlasher

    Ask A 911 Operator

    I do a local area in south Carolina. Its for a county but still. I had the weirdest call ever last night.... ill post it later. Also, I dispatch law,ems, rescue and fire
  10. ProSlasher

    Ask A 911 Operator

    I'm 20... Age of consent is 16 for both men and women. 1. Be humble, apologetic and not a dick. Be nice when you get pulled over. Immediately roll down all your windows, turn on the dome lights, park the car (OFF THE ROAD) and do not speak unless spoken to. I have gotten out of so many tickets this way. Also, if they ask if you know why they pulled you, don't play coy if you know... Just be honest. Say you were speeding and you are sorry. If they ask why, just say something like "Sometimes I just start drifting off... It's not an excuse but I'm sorry." Then go to court, (if you even get a ticket after all that) and tell the judge you are guilty and want to request leniency. 1a.... ORRR you could always be like "Officer, can I ask you a huge favor? Please don't put my name over the radio..." Officer: "Why?" Person: "Because, I work at the (insert local police department or sheriff's office here) and if they heard that I got pulled over, they'd never let me live another day with out mentioning this." Officer: "You work at (insert local police department or sheriff's office here)?" You: yes sir... Officer: "okay, well just slow it down and get outta here. Have a good one!" Although, this method is not recommended unless you actually work at (insert local police department or sheriff's office here). 2. Creepy: Some guy called saying we needed to get out there because some other man was stocked up on AK47's and other high power weapons. He was surprised that we can't instantly track cell phones like they show on tv (yes GPS does not work). Scariest: The call that I had to tell a woman how to administer CPR over the phone. My heart literally stopped as I was still in training when this happened. Strangest: Someone stole the neighbors chicken and was walking across the street with it saying "watch this.. it's gonna be funny" 3. Yeah....... But none of the good ones. All the time, and it depends. If it's someone accidentally dialing 911 from a cell phone, we call back and see if they need help. If they accidentally use a home phone, we send a deputy out there to make sure they are okay. If they are lying to us over 911 or telling us bull crap, they can be charged with Misuse of 911. If they file a police report falsely, in our state, they have to be charged with the accusations they made. IE: One lady said someone broke in her house, stole her two kids and stole her car. Turns out the entire thing was fake. She is now being charged with the following: Burglary to the 1st degree (Because it was at night, and she thinks they had a weapon), Kidnapping (two counts) and Grand Larceny. Don't fuck around though to be honest... It's not a joke. :\ Usually it depends... I would say we get a lot of disturbance calls... You know... People complaining about parties being too loud etc. We also get a lot of alarm activations (most of them are bull shit however one did turn in to a chase a few weeks ago). I think aside from those two, we get a lot of traffic stops by our deputies, along with a ton of verbal arguments or mishaps between civilians.
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    Ask A 911 Operator

    Some of you may not be interested but those who are, go ahead... Ask me. Ask me any question you want to know the answer to about law enforcement, dispatch, 911 calls or being a Dispatcher. I am a communications specialist for a local sheriff's office... Any legal advice you ask is not my "professional" opinion and may not be used against me in a court of law as I make no guarantees to any accuracy of the statements I make. (Although, I will give you the 100% honest truth, I just don't want to be sued later down the line for you screwing up you know?) In any case, I'm open to any calls. In additional to being a 911 call taker and all, I also ride with the deputies quite often as an explorer so I have quite a bit of experience on the road and knowing how to handle certain things. And yes, I've been on a lot of traffic stops.
  12. ProSlasher

    When I get SC2 I will start posting

    Ahh... We finally got uverse too so I think I'm going to do the digital download when it's released. It's pretty nice imho... we get 24 down and 3 up for 60 a month. :X
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    When I get SC2 I will start posting

    You didn't already get the beta? It's closed now :(
  14. ProSlasher

    How does your Graphics Card Fair?

    I installed and ran SC2 on ultra quality tonight, and using my laptop I'm able to push 60-80 frames per second (measured using fraps...) As I tried to record it, I still was pushing 30-40 fps... But what I'm curious is how is everyone else holding up on the Ultra setting? Oh, here are my system specs in case you're curious: Intel® Core™ i5-430M processor @ 2.26GHz 4GB DDR3 memory NVIDIA GeForce GTS 360M 500GB Serial ATA hard drive (7200 rpm) Also, this scored 25111 on 3dmark03... I have yet to rerun the test though now that I put 7 pro on it.
  15. ProSlasher

    Music Suggestions

    I dunno if you have heard of them, but recently I've gotten in to Rise Against.
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