JorrieJhoi

Yeah, it's been 4 years and some change, but they say patience rewards those who wait. :P

I just had the chance to watch the trailer for the new Tomb Raider. I found it quite interesting and I'm looking forward to the game's release. I like the gritty look and intense story. It's a rather nice departure from what one is used to when the name "Lara Croft" is uttered. I'm curious to watch this naive, soft, frightened Lara turn into the hardened, fierce B.A.M.F. we all know. I really want to see more of this origin story. Although I do have to say I'm looking forward more to the story itself more than anything. The graphics look pretty good, but not fantastic. Albeit I have played games where the graphics weren't amazing and I still enjoyed it greatly. I'm thinking I may enjoy the new Tomb Raider. Anyone else have any thoughts/opinions? For those who haven't seen the trailer yet, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBZ6kKeoTI

In a great example of people being big ole idiots a dentist pulls out all of her ex's teeth in vengeance for breaking up with her just days before. See that? His "NEW" girlfriend left him and he lost his teeth because he dumped this dentist just days ago. He must of been fuckin' this bitch while he was with the dentist! No wonder why she pulled all his teeth out. Not to say I'm trying to defend the dentist because she's stupid too. She should've refused service and sent him packing or just done the job like she's supposed to. Heck, what kind of idiot seeks out his ex for help just days after burning her? Read more of this article here [yahoo].

So I've been searching for ages for two player (or more) games for the Xbox 360 and can't find anything that isn't sports related or having something to do with a gritty war zone. I'm looking for something a bit more friendly that can be played with some friends during parties and what not, or for quiet gaming nights with one other person. Maybe something like "Castle Crashers" or some sort of racing game that DOES have split screen. It irks me to no end that I can't find any racing game other than "Forza 4" that supports two players. Any help would be most appreciated.

I stumbled upon this blog post today by and got to reading it because a friend of mine actually introduced it to me and was heckling me to read it so she could get my opinion on it. I honestly thought it was interesting. I never really thought much of the subject myself, mostly just content with chugging along in the mortal and mundane ocean that is my female minority life. Race has never really been an issue for me (perhaps it has something to do with being Asian?) beyond the occasional "yellow" joke or Asian stereotype jokes, most of which I would whole-heartedly laugh at because it hardly blips on my "offenses" radar. So I was struck by surprise when the post stated that straight white men have a problem with the word "privileged". Apparently straight white men get their panties in a tight, twisty ,little knot when someone even mildly come close to claiming that they are "privileged". And so John Scalzi goes out of his way to explain to straight white men what the world really means when they say "privileged"...World or Warcraft style. Read on below! If you're interested in reading the comments or looking at the blog post yourself you can click here [whatever.scalzi.com].

Bunch of MIT researchers got together to "explore the relationship between yogurt consumption and obesity". Researchers found that the group of male mice that ate yogurt "projected their testes outward", which in turn allowed them to have a sort of "mouse swagger" (I wonder if they had moves like Jagger). These males also inseminated their partners faster and produced more offspring. While the female equivalent gave birth to larger litters and weaned their pups more successfully. All in all, YOGURT MAKES YOU A BIG OLE HONKIN' SEX MACHINE! So eat some yogurt and go get em, tiger! Pour on that manly machismo real thick! Read more about the study here [Huffington Post] or read the article that I stumbled upon, leading to this interesting revelation, here.

Wow, you're totally going to be making so many friends in no time!!!! *dripping sarcasm*

A series known as "The Dresden Files" by Jim Butcher is really good. It's actually my current favorite. It's an urban/sci-fi/fantasy series, so it's kind of like old P.I. movies meets meets the supernatural meets the 21st century. "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams is always a classic. Or if you're looking for something a little more romantic there's "The Princess Bride" by William Goldman, yes it's an actual book and not just a movie. Maybe something more gorey? "World War Z" by Max Brooks. Although this read is a bit on the darker side. I found myself reading bits and pieces of it at a time because it started to bring my mood down after a while. Still a great read though. There's a series called "The Keys to the Kingdom" by Garth Nix that's really interesting. It's written for a bit of a lower level reader compared to the other books I've mentioned, but that doesn't detract from the very interesting plot/story. Garth Nix has a way of weaving details together to make a very rich scene form in your imagination. It's a good series for someone who has a lot of imagination. That's all I can think of for now. :P

Oh! Another pair of boobage! Welcome! Nice to have another uterus around. :D P.S. Can I fondle your bosoms? In a total non-lesbianic way. For pure science. *cough* Yes...science.

Good bye cruel world!!! *pulls a browning buck mark 22 and proceeds to gun down XGhozt* Whoops! Did I hit the wrong person? :P

Somehow I fear that the human race is doomed. Kids are getting stupider and stupider as the years pass. Although one has to admit that they're imaginative little buggers. You can read more about it here [yahoo].

Greetings and Salutations! Name: Jorrie Jhoi Favorite Game: Toss up between Burnout Paradise and Forza 4 Age: It's rude to ask a lady her age! Favorite Color: GREEEN!!! Because it's accompanied by the 3 H's: happy, hyper, and horny!!! Where are you from: Thumbalina's Shoe Where did you hear about us: My lover commanded me to register with his awesome, powerful, irresistible WANGGGG!!!! Who are you ( SN ): Jorrie What are you: Jury is still out on that one, folks; although I am most definitely 100% female What do you represent: A strict and clean kitchen, hearty meals, and sweet desserts Gaming Screen Name: j.is.for.jorrie Have a GirlFriend: Unfortunately, no, I'm too picky and can't settle on any one girl Have a BoyFriend: Yes, and I call him the BIG L.O.V.E. :D (because you know what's big!) Why did you come here: To help my honey any way I can Who is your Idol: Why, Billy Idol, of course~! (pun intended) What can you do: - Program? Nope - Script? Not to save my life - Read? Expert - Spell? Hells to the frickin' yeah! About you (Description): I enjoy drawing, reading, and thinking dirty thoughts. Even more than that I love cooking/baking for my lover and then doing dirty things to him afterwards. I love laughing and being funny. I'm always friendly as long as you're friendly back to me. I'm a goofball at heart and I enjoy just being downright silly. It keeps me happy. <3

Yes it is. I totally intend on staying for quite some time. :) Meeting new people is fun, especially on the internet because everybody's one form of whackjob or another. :D

^ Hacks. *takes a bow* Thank you, thank you very much! (Wish I could express the Elvis impersonation better :P) Or maybe I can! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGE_DFCX74A&feature=related

That's because I have a whole lot of personality~! And boobs...and I'm bi. :D

It's awkward because I'm proud of my supple, perky, proportionate-to-the-rest-of-my-body bosoms and don't mind talking about them freely? One would think this is a topic of high interest in such a testosterone fueled place. ;P Don't be shy! Boobs are awesome! Especially when they belong to another girl and I can fondle them without repercussions!

I love me some Zoo Tycoon~! :D I remember it being much funner as a child. I think it has something to do with the fact that I'm playing it more seriously now and I keep getting frustrated from my lack of cash...yay for game cheats! Muahahaha! :D

That was horrifying... And there's an "insert media" button where you can just copy and paste the URL.

I'm pretty certain that my phantom limb is bigger than your physical one. :) Let's play nice, kiddies~! Ask XToast he knows... We experimented a little when we were young and in love! Good times. Gasp! I never knew! And the dark sordid past is revealed...dun dun duuuuuun! Why yes, I am a girl. A girl with many lovely qualities, like my tits for example. :D Apparently they're GC worthy.

A reporter named Scott Johnson who recently followed the Ugandan army on a hunt for Kony is currently doing a Reddit "Ask Me Anything". You can read about it or ask him questions here. Most of the questions and responses are an interesting read. It gives you a bit more perspective and a bit of a different outlook on the situation from what Invisible Children has been broadcasting.

I'm pretty certain that my phantom limb is bigger than your physical one. :) Let's play nice, kiddies~!