Chuck Norris Jokes

[Sir Anthoney Thazard 4]

Bruce Lee killed Chuck norris.

Only proving he is far superior.

The creepy man called, America and Chuck norris awnsered.

[fanimorph 6]

when thomas alva edison invented the phonograph, there were 3 photos of chuck norris in the photo reel

 

wow at lameass copy of tims joke

 

Chuck Norris isnt afraid of his shadow. His shadow is afraid of him.

Edited August 1, 2012 by fanimorph

[vamsi 3]

when thomas alva edison invented the phonograph, there were 3 photos of chuck norris in the photo reel

 

wow at lameass copy of tims joke

 

 

 

i dont fuckin' care if it was a fuckin' copy :P

 

chuck norris missed school one day .......................... since then it is known as sunday

[Brownie Man 41]

when Chuck Norris was born, he gave his mom a c-section

[Timmy1 3]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

[vamsi 3]

chuck norris donated his blood to a blood bank

and now all the wrestlers are the ones who took his blood :)

[vamsi 3]

chuck norris doesnt have a clock

he decides what time it is :P

[vamsi 3]

chuck norris killed his mother when he was in her womb

because...........he kicked :lol:

[Aloani 0]

chuck norris doesnt swim water just wants to be around him

[vamsi 3]

the world is not gonna end on dec 21st as chuck norris bought a laptop with 5 year warranty :P :P

[vamsi 3]

chuck norris eats vegetarian at kfc

[ViperSRT3g 224]

when thomas alva edison invented the phonograph, there were 3 photos of chuck norris in the photo reel

How do you get pictures from a phonograph?

[vamsi 3]

seriously i have no idea

i asked my friend for a joke and he told me that

 

 

 

 

another joke :

chuck norris wears a black belt on a beard

which he grows on his dick

ewwwwwwwwww

Edited December 30, 2012 by vamsi

[Sir Anthoney Thazard 4]

Bruce Lee once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, breaking him in half.

 

Enough Spoken!