Can someone make me a cool signature?

[Virtual Pancake 26]

I would like a decent sized signature that just looks plain awesome! I would also like it to be different from the one I currently have. If someone can come up with a quote for me, or slogan, or whatever you want to call it, that would be cool. :)

[Speedskater 167]

uh

you think I'm real till you bite me, you wish I was real, I'm good with virtual butter, I'm your favorite, i'm not much of a sig make but I can try to provide quotes.

[Zar 696]

If I get some time I will work on one for you. But I doubt I will get the time but we will see.