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I'm agreeing with kenyshn but at the same time I'm impressed you came up with that story in such a short amout of time but um never attempt to right porn or any shape or form of story no one would watch/read/listen to it or atleast I won't lol. +rep

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I'm agreeing with kenyshn but at the same time I'm impressed you came up with that story in such a short amout of time but um never attempt to right porn or any shape or form of story no one would watch/read/listen to it or atleast I won't lol. +rep

 

I thought the same about Pedal Pumping....

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What's really disturbing is why the fact that he's a Janitor is so crucial later in the story.

 

 

Well you see, it's crucial because this whole ordeal gets a little messy. You have to remember as you are being screwed by Mrs. Johnson and Tyrone (and receiving a golden shower by the king) *(you see the king of england only came to this ordeal because he heard you were on the dildo throne and had the power of 9000 penises. well the problem with this is in order to sit on the throne you must be appointed king. That's where the king comes in to play, you see because he is a king he can appoint you king of certain areas including thrones of dildos that have the power of 9000 penises.)*, you have the power of over 9000 penises and well it can get a little messy. That's why it's so imperative that Tyrone is a janitor, because some body has to clean up the mess.

 

Oh, and to make things a little more interesting, Mrs. Johnson is actually an astronomer. (hence why she knows her way around uranus so well... get it?) So as she is screwing you she is yelling out different planets by their scientific names. This is going to be very important later in the story because eventually they have to move the throne to the moon due to some sort of law about teachers having sex in the class room, (But this is far much later.) Now I know you are probably wondering where Jose, Juan, and Al are...

 

Al is actually taping this entire ordeal... Remember the tripod that Mrs. Johnson set up? Yeah, Al took the camera off of that and is now taping it. Jose actually was arrested by border patrol (he never made it back in to the school) and Juan guarding the door. The way Juan guarded the door was quite interesting... He welded the door shut. He made it so no one can go in and no one can go out. After he did this, he grabbed a few nine volt batteries and rigged a taser together. At this point, he tased mrs johnson and tied her up, and strapped her to a machine so now she is still screwing you in the ass, but she has no control over it.

 

This is where it gets interesting. As Al is taping this ordeal, he sees the hamster is starting to fall out of Tyrone's ass. So he goes to grab some duct tape to tape the hole shut, but just as Al gets down there, Tyrone had explosive diarrhea and the hamster shot out with the force of 5.886 N (assuming the hamster weighs about .6 kg) The best part is Tyrone stops and cleans it up then returns to the dirty work. In the mean time, Al is desperately trying to save the hamster's life (I think it's name is Fluffy?). He finds a tv remote and strips the wires and brings the hamster back to life. At this point, he shoves it up his own ass and sits in the corner and masturbates to this orgy.

 

Out of no where, Grimace (the McD's dude) comes out of the closet in the room. He just stands in the corner staring at first, then he ties up Jose and begins giving him a golden shower as well. (or purple).............

 

Then the school blew up. The end.

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Blew up? Well that's random. Why did THAT happen?

 

 

That's the best part. I'll post it after i finish this episode of house.

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