Omegle!

[ProSlasher 176]

http://omegle.com

 

You: are you a guy or a girl?

Stranger: Guess!

Stranger: (guy)

You: Ahh.

You: Well cool.

You: My name is Leslie.

Stranger: Your name is androgynous

Stranger: I'm elvin

You: Well see

You: I wasn't born leslie

You: I was born mark... but... when i went to prison for manslaughter there was a man, his name was Michelle...

You: He said I was his bitch and called me leslie

Stranger: Oh.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: what the hell is there to do around here?

You: Idk

You: I mean

You: It's the south..

You: go hunting for deer.

You: >.>

Stranger: i mean, i just got here

Stranger: and this motel is... well let's just say that i don't plan on falling asleep

You: lol

You: are you a guy?

Stranger: indeed

You: figured so.

You: I'm Carla

Stranger: well hi carla

Stranger: i'm tim

You: Hey tim.

You: I'm carla.

Stranger: lol

You: are you a guy?

Stranger: so, do they steal kidneys from their motel patrons or what?

Stranger: and yes, male

You: figured so.

You: I'm Carla

Stranger: lol, bummer

Stranger: that's a real bummer

Stranger: because, i actually came here for the bridge, see

You: Eh?

Stranger: so i can jump off

Stranger: and that

You: Ah.

Stranger: that's just depressing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

You: wait...

You: are you a guy or a girl?

Stranger: guy

You: :)

Stranger: you?

You: Half and half... Is that cool with you?

You: I have a pussy and all

You: but a real deep voice

Stranger: lol

You: and also, there is a penis,but its small and i can tuck it in

Stranger: weird

You: my birth certificate says im a female though

You: so if we have sex you aren't being gay

You: i just don't have balls

You: Is that cool with you?

Stranger: ._.

Stranger: cyber is so...

Stranger: nerd

Stranger: :P

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i spent the day at a water park haha

You: ahhh nice

Stranger: so now i'm relaxing lol

Stranger: indeeed ha

You: are you a guy or a girl?

Stranger: guy

Stranger: you?

You: hmm.

You: *puts on a robe and wizard hat*

You: (I like to foreplay)

You: *Grabs a magic wand from the drawrer*

Stranger: haha

You: *Ekcohs Pekohs Penior Senior*

Stranger: what does that do?

You: Your penis is now three times its size

Stranger: lol wow.

You: (about the size of a triple a battery)

Stranger: that's pretty big.

You: Now, I grab your battery, and swing you around the room by it

Stranger: O.O

You: oh baby are you having fun?

You: This is hot

Stranger: no you are stupid.

You: You're making me so wet.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

You: hello

Stranger: Hi, you are dreaming this.

Stranger: Uncross your legs, take your left hand off of your left cheek and sit up straight.

You: What?

You: I'm laying down...

Stranger: Fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: TNT

You: DYNAMYTE

Stranger: and i'll win the fight!

Stranger: i'm a power load!

Stranger: watch me explode!

Stranger: that's AC/DC in case you didn't know

You: NO WAI

You: WHAT HELLS BELLS IS THIS?

Stranger: hahaha

You: dude you shook me all night long with that info

Stranger: hahaha

You: Hmm.

Stranger: ummmm

You: You know.

You: I've got big balls.

Stranger: so, are you gonna do some dirty deeds?

You: Yeah.

Stranger: she's god big balls!

You: with my big balls

Stranger: but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

[Ruler of War 169]

i don't know what to say

[Poply 178]

You: i come up behind you and gently lick your ear lobe

Stranger: asl?

You: i grab your body and slowly massage your body

Stranger: asl?

You: i can feel your excitement, growing and growing. tho u try to hide it

Stranger: ??

You: i push you onto the bed and jump on top

You: we begin passionately kissing

Stranger: then whatt?

You: we rub dicks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LoyaL 68]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hello ask me a question and i will answer it

You: I'm horny.

You: Are you horny?

Stranger: before i answer that i need to know age and sex

You: whose?

Stranger: yours

You: Well i'm 21 and female

Stranger: im 22 and male and yes i am

You: I'm a rhinoscerous.

Stranger: ???

Stranger: oh i get it

You: im so horny

Stranger: clever

You: grind me up and make me into aphrodesiacs

You: im so horny

You: blow me loud to start a war

You: im so horny

[Ruler of War 169]

Stranger: hello

Stranger: k

You: my parents told me not to talk to strangers :P

Stranger: r u sure? u culd cum over at my house to play with me

Stranger: ^^

You: well ill only play with you if you like magic tricks

Stranger: Ohh i can make ANYTHING turn on^^

You: sweet!

Stranger: with just one little pic^^

Stranger: so r u a hot guy?

You: depends do you have a big dick?

Stranger: you betchya check it out^^ *******************

You: SWEET, is your name bubba?

Stranger: no

You: and are you black!?!?!?

Stranger: its arnold it says so in pic

You: *rubs lube in his asshole* well

Stranger: ok then be right over

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello

You: HI I LIKE HUGE COCK

You: you haz huge cock?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

It seems he had a small cock

[LoyaL 68]

You: I like cows.

You: Are you a fat girl?

You: Can i paint brown spots on you and call you bessie?

You: oh fuck me bessie

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ruler of War 169]

Stranger: you

Stranger: ?

Stranger: a prostitute

You: no

Stranger: ?

but you say

You: but i can be *winks*

Stranger: you want sex

You: yes i do want sex

You: lots of it

Stranger: where

Stranger: you

Stranger: lie

Stranger: live

You: in my house!!! i told you, GOD

[ProSlasher 176]

You: Go pick some cotton.

Stranger: IM NOT BLACK THOUGH

You: Oh.

You: Well in that case.

You: how are you?

Stranger: I'm doing well, how are you?

You: Stupendous.

You: Wonderful evening out tonight.

Stranger: Ahh yes the night sky does sparkle with a certain shine of unusual beauty.

You: Oh, you noticed that too?

You: I thought it was just me, and the way the stars twinkled.

Stranger: Oh heavens no, they are daunting and mischevious, yet timid and innocent.

You: It reminds me of a cloud. A cloud so crisp. So clear.

You: So brilliant and allows the rays of sun to shine through small pockets.

You: Causing a beautiful aura from the edges of the cloud.

You: And a deep dark ocean blue in the middle.

You: As if a storm is going to engulf the lands.

Stranger: Yes, truly a testament to the earths almost etheral beauty.

You: Hey do you like bicycles?

Stranger: I'm a bit of an afficionado, if I do say so myself.

You: Oh. Well I asked because they remind me of a Phallus.

You: Once you learn to ride it, you never forget.

You: But to learn to ride it, you have to go through some blood, and scrapes...

You: Maybe a little bit of stretching too.

Stranger: Oh really? That connection is a tad bizzarre but a truthful reflection of what modern society deems mainstream. Brutal in its utmost honesty.

You: Well, if you think about it, the connection makes complete logical sense.

You: When you deflower a girl, she is going to bleed.

You: Go through some pain.

You: Cause some stretching.

You: Cause some tears in the flesh.

You: A bike is the same.

You: You have to stretch for it.

You: You will fall as you learn to ride it.

You: Causing pain and blood.

Stranger: Right, I have no motive to nullify its comparable truth, just a conjecture of how that its a true take on the satiric life of what the modern man looks at as a deprived experience.

Stranger: You know?

You: Yeah.

You: It makes sense.

Stranger: Tell me, are you a connosiuerr of fine wines?

Stranger: Yes, I have a rather prestigious collection of some of the most rare and elusive wines of the world.

Stranger: I find it to be a relaxing hobby that brings with it, a fine sense of dignity and honorable ambition.

You: Wine itself is very sensational and stimulating to the tastebuds when it's made properly.

Stranger: Oh I assure you the finest are much more than stimulating. I have a bottle of a 1787 Chateau d'Yquem that is the finest wine of all the land.

Stranger: It has top notes of cedar and bottoms out with a slight raspberry. Its playful but sharp.

You: Like an Asian school girl?

You: Playful but sharp?

Stranger: GOODBYE FAGGOT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ruler of War 169]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: OH NOES A STRANGER

You: STRANGER DANGER

Stranger: wtf....?

 

You have disconnected.

Stranger: web cam sex

You: anal leakage

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ProSlasher 176]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: looking for horny chick with msn and webcam

You: ...

You: You found one babe.

Stranger: do you want to get in front of the webcam for me

You: How old are you baby?

Stranger: 17

You: Sorry, gotta be 18 or older.

Stranger: im close

You: Hmm.

You: Okay honey.

Stranger: will you get in front of the camera

You: yes.

Stranger: whats your email

You: ***********@live.com

You: It will be a second though...

You: I'll tuck in my penis for you

You: That way you'll see the woman side of me

Stranger: are u a transeual

You: Yeah

You: I don't have balls though

You: Just a penis

Stranger: do you have big tits

You: But its fine..

You: My birth certificate says im a woman.

You: Yeah, they are A cups

Stranger: i added you baby

You: wow you really are a freak.

You: lol

You: I'm a dude.

You: I could still tuck it in for you

You: I have big tits because I am 300 pounds

You: still interested?

Stranger: yes

You: Okay babe. Call me Roxxy for the night.

You: It's two x's

You: Not one.

You: Two.

You: Roxxy.

You: Not Xorry

You: Not Royx

You: Roxxy.

Stranger: accept my friend request

You: I can't babe.

You: That's not my email.

Stranger: whos is it

You: the fuck if i know

You: lol

Stranger: whats your email

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

>_>

I'm afraid to even go there with you guys going around doing that -.-'

[ProSlasher 176]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: whats your name.

You: What's your name?

Stranger: ?

You: o.o

You: I don't feel comfortable giving it to strangers who don't identify themselves first.

You: So whats your name?

Stranger: Ok.

Stranger: Tom wilson.

You: Hi Tom wilson.

You: You're on cash cab.

You: For $200, What is the Capital of Egypt?

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: cario

You: CORRECT

Stranger: when do i get my money.

You: Now, for $300 dollars, what country has the largest population?

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

Stranger: china

You: 7

You: Correctomundo

You: Now, Double or nothing.

You: Which window am I outside of right now?

Stranger: i wanna shout out to googlr.

You: Sorry.

You: You have to guess which window I'm standing in front of in relation to your house

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: back yard

You: BZZTTTTT

You: I have a clear shot on your head right now.

You: I'm not in the back yard.

You: Sorry. You lost all your cash.

You: Better luck next time.

Stranger: thats were i am.

Stranger: fuck.

[Zar 696]

You: Hi
You: Hello?
You: strangers my ass, it's just me
You: fucking stupid omegle

[Kenshyn 638]

You: Go pick some cotton.

Stranger: IM NOT BLACK THOUGH

You: Oh.

You: Well in that case.

You: how are you?

Stranger: I'm doing well, how are you?

You: Stupendous.

You: Wonderful evening out tonight.

Stranger: Ahh yes the night sky does sparkle with a certain shine of unusual beauty.

You: Oh, you noticed that too?

You: I thought it was just me, and the way the stars twinkled.

Stranger: Oh heavens no, they are daunting and mischevious, yet timid and innocent.

You: It reminds me of a cloud. A cloud so crisp. So clear.

You: So brilliant and allows the rays of sun to shine through small pockets.

You: Causing a beautiful aura from the edges of the cloud.

You: And a deep dark ocean blue in the middle.

You: As if a storm is going to engulf the lands.

Stranger: Yes, truly a testament to the earths almost etheral beauty.

You: Hey do you like bicycles?

Stranger: I'm a bit of an afficionado, if I do say so myself.

You: Oh. Well I asked because they remind me of a Phallus.

You: Once you learn to ride it, you never forget.

You: But to learn to ride it, you have to go through some blood, and scrapes...

You: Maybe a little bit of stretching too.

Stranger: Oh really? That connection is a tad bizzarre but a truthful reflection of what modern society deems mainstream. Brutal in its utmost honesty.

You: Well, if you think about it, the connection makes complete logical sense.

You: When you deflower a girl, she is going to bleed.

You: Go through some pain.

You: Cause some stretching.

You: Cause some tears in the flesh.

You: A bike is the same.

You: You have to stretch for it.

You: You will fall as you learn to ride it.

You: Causing pain and blood.

Stranger: Right, I have no motive to nullify its comparable truth, just a conjecture of how that its a true take on the satiric life of what the modern man looks at as a deprived experience.

Stranger: You know?

You: Yeah.

You: It makes sense.

Stranger: Tell me, are you a connosiuerr of fine wines?

Stranger: Yes, I have a rather prestigious collection of some of the most rare and elusive wines of the world.

Stranger: I find it to be a relaxing hobby that brings with it, a fine sense of dignity and honorable ambition.

You: Wine itself is very sensational and stimulating to the tastebuds when it's made properly.

Stranger: Oh I assure you the finest are much more than stimulating. I have a bottle of a 1787 Chateau d'Yquem that is the finest wine of all the land.

Stranger: It has top notes of cedar and bottoms out with a slight raspberry. Its playful but sharp.

You: Like an Asian school girl?

You: Playful but sharp?

Stranger: GOODBYE FAGGOT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: looking for horny chick with msn and webcam

You: ...

You: You found one babe.

Stranger: do you want to get in front of the webcam for me

You: How old are you baby?

Stranger: 17

You: Sorry, gotta be 18 or older.

Stranger: im close

You: Hmm.

You: Okay honey.

Stranger: will you get in front of the camera

You: yes.

Stranger: whats your email

You: ***********@live.com

You: It will be a second though...

You: I'll tuck in my penis for you

You: That way you'll see the woman side of me

Stranger: are u a transeual

You: Yeah

You: I don't have balls though

You: Just a penis

Stranger: do you have big tits

You: But its fine..

You: My birth certificate says im a woman.

You: Yeah, they are A cups

Stranger: i added you baby

You: wow you really are a freak.

You: lol

You: I'm a dude.

You: I could still tuck it in for you

You: I have big tits because I am 300 pounds

You: still interested?

Stranger: yes

You: Okay babe. Call me Roxxy for the night.

You: It's two x's

You: Not one.

You: Two.

You: Roxxy.

You: Not Xorry

You: Not Royx

You: Roxxy.

Stranger: accept my friend request

You: I can't babe.

You: That's not my email.

Stranger: whos is it

You: the fuck if i know

You: lol

Stranger: whats your email

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: whats your name.

You: What's your name?

Stranger: ?

You: o.o

You: I don't feel comfortable giving it to strangers who don't identify themselves first.

You: So whats your name?

Stranger: Ok.

Stranger: Tom wilson.

You: Hi Tom wilson.

You: You're on cash cab.

You: For $200, What is the Capital of Egypt?

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: cario

You: CORRECT

Stranger: when do i get my money.

You: Now, for $300 dollars, what country has the largest population?

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

Stranger: china

You: 7

You: Correctomundo

You: Now, Double or nothing.

You: Which window am I outside of right now?

Stranger: i wanna shout out to googlr.

You: Sorry.

You: You have to guess which window I'm standing in front of in relation to your house

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: back yard

You: BZZTTTTT

You: I have a clear shot on your head right now.

You: I'm not in the back yard.

You: Sorry. You lost all your cash.

You: Better luck next time.

Stranger: thats were i am.

Stranger: fuck.

 

LMFAO

 

Stranger: hi

You: sup niggah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

___________________________________________

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: sup niggah

You: whats asl?

Stranger: age sex location

You: see, im new to the internet

You: why do you want to know my age, sex, and location?

Stranger: just to know

Stranger: everyone ask it

You: ok

You: asl?

Stranger: 16 m israel

Stranger: u?

You: WTF

You: ISRAEL?

Stranger: yeah why?

You: TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: IM REPORTING YOU TO THE US GOVERNMENT

You: YOU SAND NIGGER

Stranger: no israel is a reach country!

Stranger: from?

You: SAND NIGGERS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE ON THE INTERTUBE

You: GTFO MY INTERWEB

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[XGhozt 410]

You: O.O

Stranger: o_O

You: ^_-

Stranger: -.~

You: ..Hie.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ^.^

You: lol

You:

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ProSlasher 176]

You: O.O

Stranger: o_O

You: ^_-

Stranger: -.~

You: ..Hie.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ^.^

You: lol

You: :D

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

LOL Nice one...

 

You: BOOOM HEAD SHOT

Stranger: hello

Stranger: noooooo

You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: HOW DO I STOP THE BIG LETTERS?

Stranger: i r master cheif

You: OH GOD THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE COMPUTER

You: HOW DO I STOP THEM???

Stranger: press

Stranger: caps lock

Stranger: on the left side of

Stranger: the

You: THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME

You: :(

Stranger: keyboard

You: SIGH.

You: I'M PRESSING CAPS LOCK NOW WHAT DO I DO?

Stranger: press it once

You: OKAY

You: OH GOD IT'S NOT WORKING

Stranger: lol

You: WHAT THE HELL????????????

You: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: buy a new keyboard

You: i THinK itS sToPPping

You: oh gOOod it is

You: oh phew

You: that was close

Stranger: sooooooooo

Stranger: what to talk about

You: whats your name/

Stranger: urs first

You: ...........

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im

Stranger: noah

You: uhm okay

You: lol

You: i'm alex

Stranger: k

You: OH GOD I THINK ITS HAPPENING AAGAIN

You: SHIT I HEAR THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Stranger: u got a job??

You: YES I WORK ALL TEH TIME

Stranger: whyere??

You: I READ ON /B/ THAT THE BIG LETTERS WERE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET

You: OR MAYBE IT WAS ASIANS THAT WILL TAKE IT OVER IDK

Stranger: no the muslims

You: NO OMG WTF YOU ARE SO RACIST

Stranger: no

You: YES YOU ARE

Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A MUSLIM

Stranger: sei hail

Stranger: hitler = bad

Stranger: and dead

You: GOD = LOVE, LOVE = BLIND, BLIND = HANDICAPPED, HITLER KILLED HANDICAPPED THEREFORE HITLER = GOD

Stranger: noooo

Stranger: hey

Stranger: r

Stranger: u jewish

You: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A JEW!

You: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU DICKWAD?

You: OMG.

Stranger: u have nooooo weiner

You: yOU ARE AN IDIOT.

You: i'M BORED AND I'M QUOTING THIS CHAT

You: BAI BAI

Stranger: bye bye

You have disconnected.

[ProSlasher 176]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hello Caller you're on the air... What's your name?

Stranger: Mike Unt

You: Mike Cunt everyone

You: We have mike cunt on the line with us today

You: Mr Cunt how do you feel about the war in iraq?

Stranger: Well we need to find mr iraq and kill the war

You: I certainly agree with that...

You: If you were the president, cunt.. how would you kill the war?

Stranger: BOMB THE PLACE TO HELL

You: Haha, I'll get you the Sodium Hydroxide...

You: Tell me Cunt...

You: Is Obama a good president?

Stranger: no hes nothing but talk right now

You: Hmm... Well it couldn't have come from anyone but Cunt....

You: Is there anything else you'd like to say to our callers Cunt?

Stranger: yes i hope you all have a obamingly day

You: Well, Thanks for the Cunt-acular input.

You: We really appreciate the big help from Cunt here.

You: God bless Cunt and the Cunts Family.

Stranger: lol

[Azqato 503]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

You: i am eating a bagel

You: with sprinkles

You: u?

Stranger: im fucking my girlfriend

You: well by that

You: you mean your a lonly 16 year old kid

You: that has to talk about sex

You: even though he doesnt get any

You: right?Stranger: no.... it means im fucking my girlfriend, assbang!

You: no

You: you know im right

You: just accept the fact that your a nerd

You: and grow the fuck up

Stranger: no, i know that ur not straight

You: wow your so right

You: good comeback

You: fucken idiot

Stranger: TITTIES!!!!!!!!

You: see

You: you just prove my point

You: the only ones u see are online

Stranger: GO FUCK YOUR DADS

You: you

You: are

You: so

You: good

You: at

You: comebacks

You: =D

Stranger: UR A FUCKING SMARTASS ARENT U

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ProSlasher 176]

Two of them I've got from other users on the site:

 

You: Tits

Stranger: I be on a quest to be the pokemon master!

You: So am I!

You: Let us venture together

Stranger: Team up with me and although were just newbs

Stranger: we will beat all the higher ups!

You: Yeah Fuck Gary

Stranger: Punch him in the fucking jaw

You: Kick him in the cunt

Stranger: Slap his titties

You: Alrighty where to first?

Stranger: Land of super rare and magical pokemon!

You: Woot!

Stranger: Oh look!

Stranger: One that a rookie like me would never be able to catch!

You: Oh Shit !

You: *fumbles for repellant*

Stranger: BUT IF I JUST BELIEVE IN MYSELF I CAN DO IT!!

Stranger: BAHAHHA

You: okay then

You: go for it brah

You: YOOOOUU CAN DO EEEEEET!

Stranger: -throws pokeball-

Stranger: -pause-

You: ...

Stranger: It didn't work...

You: LAME

Stranger: your turn!

You: Alrighty

You: *throws a rock*

You: *throws pokeball*

You: its wigglin'

You: wigglin'

You: wigglin'

You: aww it broke free

Stranger: GODAMNIT

Stranger: YOU'RE THE WORST PARTNER EVER.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[IronNecrosis 0]

Hey folks. I just met ProSlasher on Omegle :P

Heres a hilarious convo XD

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: What is Love

Stranger: hi, are you horny? I'm 19 male

 

do you want to have a horny chat on MSN with me?

You: I'm 14 f

You: lets do it here :D

Stranger: okay:)

You: I slowly take off my shirt :(

Stranger: what your hairs like?

You: its brown and down to my tits

Stranger: eyes?

You: green

You: anyways :D i slowly reveal my big D cups :)

Stranger: kiss me

Stranger: <3..

You: i grab you by the hair and stick my tongue in your mouth

Stranger: oh~~

Stranger: mmm

You: i start pushing your head down my body

You: its almost at my pants

Stranger: what color?

You: take em off :(

You: blue jeans

You: tight :)

Stranger: i take off the jeans slowly...

Stranger: your feet are so sexy....

Stranger: how tall you are?

You: you can lick them if you like ;)

You: 5'6

Stranger: =)

Stranger: € i lick your body from legs to neck

You: mmmm

Stranger: mmmm

You: i grab your hair real tight

You: I ram my huge cock down your throat

Stranger: oh my dick become bigger amd bigger

You: you almost choke on it but you keep going

You: I face fuck you silly then punch you in the nose

You: I leave you bleeding on the ground for the vultures

You: I emptied your pack and took all your gold

You: no respawns sucka

Stranger: ...

You: Im a dude

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[Cancerpuffs 14]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: im dinosaur, you dinosaur too?

Stranger: what?

You: are you a dinosaur, it ok if you human

Stranger: human

Stranger: are you kidding?

You: i got many homan friinds

You: i dont eat any of them

You: i promise

Stranger: where are you from?

You: pangea

You: you?

Stranger: we live in grassland

You: i hunt in grassland, i hopes i dont eat you

You: you eat meat too?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I wiil eat youz

You: what meat you prefer, i prefer pink meat

You: dont eat me plz

You: im not as big as oder dinosaur

Stranger: do you know english?

Stranger: where are you from?

You: not vry wels, they dunt teech us good english where dinos live

You: pangea

You: i dunt wont to tell you where in pangea kause oder dinosaurs say that how peoples get raped

You: you wont rly eat me will you? my meet not pink

Stranger: can i joke?

You: me dinosaur i like jokes

Stranger: I have a question for you

You: i dont like presure

You: do i hav to anser

Stranger: What is the meanig of this sentence 'shit happens'

You: when dino take shit it happens

Stranger: HAHAHAHAH

Stranger: I was a caveman. i will eat you

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: a

You: do i win question correctly

Stranger: no

Stranger: anyway, i win

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: Seriously daphaera

Stranger: seriously answer about this question

You: i cant say where in pangea, you might be rape-o-sauarus

Stranger: what is pangea?

Stranger: game world?

Stranger: Don't lie. I know what is pangea.

Stranger: pangea is game world.

You: ha me dino smatter than that

You: you very dumb homan

You: dont you read your homan books

Stranger: don't shit on me

You: i dont take shit on you, i dont even know where you are

You: but if i did i would never shit on you

Stranger: Don’t give me your excuses

You: you homan you ur magicz to find pangea

Stranger: ㅇ아나

You: i think your magical spell is called gogle

Stranger: zzzzz

Stranger: no

You: but imz not sure for i am just dino

Stranger: I continue to use the knowledge in

Stranger: are you chinese?

You: i have to go soon me and other dino going to steal a mothers babies and devour them while they scream in terror for help, but help never come

You: that how we dino hunt

You: i no not of what chinese is

Stranger: Are you don't talk of English?

Stranger: .......

Stranger: ,mw6

Stranger: ]whlthd

Stranger: don't fuck me

Stranger: get ou

You: i dont fuck homans

Stranger: get out

Stranger: ㅗㅗ

You: i only fuck oder dinos

You: that would be beastiality

You: wich is nasty, dino no do around here

You: i not so sure about homans tho

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[Virtual Pancake 26]

Stranger: dude, ok, i have this can of insulation foam, its called great stuff, it expands and hardens in 1 hour, i put the straw into my asshole and pulled the trigger and now i have a giant glob of foam stuck in my ass. what should i do?

You: erm shit it out before the hours up

Stranger: its hard already

 

I have no idea...

[GhoztMan 53]

Stranger: maryland guy who went to montgomery blair high?

You: I am on a quest!

Stranger: ME TOO!

You: O'rly?

Stranger: are you maryland guy who went to montgomery blair high?

You: No. I'm going to be a pokemon master.

You: Are you going to be a pokemon master?

Stranger: Bitch i AM a pokemon master

You: Dayum! Will you teach me your ways?!

Stranger: Never.

Stranger: Keep training kid.

You: But, but professor.

Stranger: KETCHUM ALL!

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[Damein 0]

Here's a couple of mine I did awhile back ago that I saved :)

 

You: وأنا لتفجير مبان
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: hi
You: unedrstand?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: مني الإرهابي
Stranger: no, actually not
You: أنت
You: ...
You: you lie
You: all you merican do
You: tht why i do wht i doz
Stranger: i'm not american
You: blw buldings
You: kill
You: stupids
You: أنت
You: أنت
You: أنت
Stranger: i'm not american
You: Allah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: you all die

 

I said: I blow up buildings, terrorist and bomb I think it was?

 

You: Allo.
Stranger: hi
You: Whatchu up to?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaah
You: Baby bye-bye-bye.
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: Baby hit me one more time.
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwww
Stranger: ur gay
You: And you sir, are extremely bald.
Stranger: STALKER
Stranger: STALKER
Stranger: STALKER
Stranger: STALKER
Stranger: STALKER
Stranger: STALKER
You: Up in the hizouse.
Stranger: dry
You: wet?
Stranger: and you have a house????
You: Nope, I'm living under yours.
You: stealin' your wifi bizatch.
Stranger: im actaully a 13 yr old girl sir
Stranger: haha
You: I'm a 20 yr old male, if you do not wish to speak to me please exit the conversation in the upper right hand corner of the web page.
Stranger: ur gay
You: I am infact not, why do persist with that claim?
Stranger: ur gay
You: Why do you persist a futile and pomperous notion?
Stranger: ur fucked up dude
You: This is a crazy and ill-advised comment coming from someone willingly participating in this conversation.
Stranger: ur still gay
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You: Bankai!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you...
You: ban..kai?
Stranger: yes
You: what level is your...
You: rietsu
Stranger: what`s that mean?
You: do you mean to tell me you do not indeed BANKAI!?
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You: Bankai!
Stranger: Fuck you nigger
You: Say what?
You: My rietsu is mighty
You: You can't touch this.
You: nu-nu-nu-nu
You: Nu
You: nu
You: nu na!
You: Can't thouch this
Stranger: What? You fucking duels.
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And in this one I got completely owned :(

 

You: I'm mentally handicapped
Stranger: no you aren't
You: Don't understand things like that :(
Stranger: I'm a let you finish
You: Sure I am, just look at me try to say hello
You: fuwejsd
Stranger: but forest gump was one of the best retards evar
Stranger: EVAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

Edited February 8, 2010 by Damein

[Virtual Pancake 26]

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hello.

Stranger: I wrapped electrical tape around my dick.

You: What the fuck?

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