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Stranger: Hi.

You: Hello.

Stranger: I wrapped electrical tape around my dick.

You: What the fuck?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So it won't get electrocuted...duh!

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Stranger: Hi.

You: Hello.

Stranger: I wrapped electrical tape around my dick.

You: What the fuck?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So it won't get electrocuted...duh!

 

Static shock from masturbating too hard? o.0

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The previous chat gave me some inspiration for a new chat.

You: i rubbed vasaline on my dick and then duck taped it. Can you help?
Stranger: sounds exciting
You: lol
Stranger: how can i be of service
You: can you make a how to on taking the duck tape off?
You: without too much pain?
Stranger: thats like asking black people to take of the black
Stranger: it can not be done
You: :(
Stranger: just count to three
Stranger: and pull
You: it HURTS!!
Stranger: or pour water on it
Stranger: well why would you duck tap on your dick
You: idk
You: see how it felt like
Stranger: might as well stick it in a boiling pot of water
You: (real reason was because some guy on omegle told me too)
Stranger: that actually might have been less painful
Stranger: well
Stranger: heres what you can go
Stranger: do
Stranger: stick your dick in a boiling pot of hot water
Stranger: and then rip the duck tape off
You: ok wait
Stranger: you won't feel the duck tape
You: stay on the line
You: ok i started a pot with water in it on the stove
You: the water is pretty hot right now
You: should i use that
You: or wait until it boils?
Stranger: i'd wait until it boils
Stranger: and sit on a catus too
Stranger: *cactus
You: why cactus?
You: wouldn't that hurt?
Stranger: and afterwards call the hospital
Stranger: stat
Stranger: also scream fo valhalla
Stranger: bye

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