Rofl, Crazy Tween Hate-letter

[Monki 478]

Hahahaha!

So my brother just sent me this link of letter from a twilight fan to an editor complaining about how The Wolfman ripped off the ever so poplar Twilight movies with the werewolves.

 

Taylor Lautner Fan Letter To Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight

By George 'El Guapo' Roush on February 18, 2010

 

I don't print reader's letters to me because most of them contain words and insults that are unfit to print. However, once in a while a golden ticket will come into my inbox that is not only worth reading, it's worth sharing with the world.

 

The e-mail was from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight. That's right, Universal Studios, who first put werewolves in theaters, are a bunch of copycats.

 

Here is the e-mail, unedited and untouched (including pictures), which clearly puts Universal Pictures in their place.

 

To whom this may concern:

 

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.

FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

 

The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf "The Wolf Man"

 

 

OR My favorite: Taylor Daniel Lautner aka Jacob Black

 

TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

 

Regards: Kayla Patterson ([email protected]) Feel free to reply

 

Hey Universal, you just got PWNED. That's what you get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!

 

Stop Universal's ripoff of Twilight films by e-mailing: [email protected]

 

That was a direct copy and paste from the source.

Source: http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-lett...f-twilight-9247

 

 

I personally laughed quite a bit at this. Just one more tally on how ridiculous Twilight and its fans are.

And I think the Twilight-Wolf looks more like a fox than a wolf in the picture that was posted?

[GhoztMan 53]

Holy crap I almost shit in my pants laughing.

 

Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed!

 

I loved that. Now your hacks have been exposed!!! XD

 

Nice find Monki. :(

[ViperSRT3g 224]

Twilight fans sound like people who use Twitter non-stop. Mindless zombie-sheep who think everything they love is what everyone should be loving.

[XGhozt 410]

Here's my feedback. That movie didn't make me think of twilight at all, and both movies sucked equally sized dick. Twilight was some serious animal softporn and wolfman couldn't decide if it wanted to be a classic movie or a modern one. And the makeup was laughable.