what is your weirdiest lie ever told?

[i like horny gurls 0]

The question is what is your weirdest lie ever told?

[Jiggie 264]

I once convinced somebody I was a serial killer. I was pretty bored.

[Ruler of War 169]

I convinced my girlfriends mom that I'm a virgin... that's about it... i don't lie much...

[Z 83]

I lied about a dream I had about a girl.. I told her she died in my dream cuz i choked her with a rope I found under her roommates bed and then I handcuffed her roommate to her bed to rape her... hardcore.

 

Never heard from either of em again lmao

[Speedskater 167]

. . . why did you lie about that?

[Z 83]

I didn't want anything to do with those two girls so I thought of a way for them to avoid seeing me without hating my guts.

 

Freaking them the fuck out seemed like the best idea at the time. :D

[Ruler of War 169]

Looking back would you still do it the same way?

[Z 83]

I have no regrets.

 

But looking back... Yeah.. I probably should have gone for it and fucked her roommates brains out

 

That would have made an interesting story to tell.