This Or That?

[Virtus 23]

warm

 

snails or anchovies?

[i-8-my-goldfish 113]

Anchovies

 

Cable or DSL

[Virtus 23]

CABLE FTW

 

meow mix or kibbles in bits

[i-8-my-goldfish 113]

Meow Mix. BAxter for the win.

 

beggin Strips or wet cat food.

[Virtus 23]

beggin strips

 

being forced to skin all your cats alive or skinning you alive

[Spadez144 0]

being forced to skin all my cats alive

 

getting tea-bag or tossing the salad

[i-8-my-goldfish 113]

OOO man I guess Tossing the salad is the less gay of the 2 in my case tossing the salad can at least be done with a female... Teabagging not so much cause if the chick has blls the better fucking be drop dead gorgeous.

 

Having Sex and marrying a man. Or marrying a Gorgeous beautiful girl that had testicles.

[Virtus 23]

Having Sex and marrying a man (you never said that the sex was with the guy nor do i have to live, sleep, or have sex with the guy. technicalities FTW!)

 

be bit by a rabid dog or be bit by a rabid homeless person

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Be bit by a rapid dog. You get rabies eitherway, if you beat homeless people to death then you get jailed.

 

Suffocating to death or dying by huge blood-loss with your arm shot?

[Virtus 23]

blood loss

 

getting bit by a vampire or raped by a bit bull?

[i-8-my-goldfish 113]

Bit by a vampire.

 

Walking over hot coal or small broken shards of glass.

[Virtus 23]

hot coal

 

surrounded by not really poisonous scorpions or jellyfish?

[Major Zhuinden 128]

surrounded by not really poisonous scorpions

 

Raped by a dog or raped by a horse?

[Virtus 23]

dog, having 2 horse hooves on your back would hurt like a bitch

 

benig made a sex slave by a guy or marrying a girl who has no sex drive of any sort what so ever

[Major Zhuinden 128]

marrying a girl who has no sex drive of any sort what so ever

 

sexually abused at the age of 11 or having your skin cut down in the form of a T-Shirt while alive

[Virtus 23]

the skin one

 

listening to a tone deaf singer or being poked consistently?

[Major Zhuinden 128]

brrr, being poked consistently instead

 

being rich and stupid as heckfuck or being normal at financial state and clever

[Virtus 23]

the later

 

being a freak but very popular or normal and not very popular

[Major Zhuinden 128]

normal and not very popular, pretty much

 

dying of boredom or getting shot (drugs) in a party full of freaks and idiotic human beings without the ability to sense that that is stupid

[Cripp 167]

dying of boredom

 

mom asking for sex or you asking your dad for sex.

[Major Zhuinden 128]

mom asking for sex, of course.

 

Being gay or being asexual?

Edited May 12, 2007 by Zhuinden

[Virtus 23]

not that I am against gays in any way shape and or form but asexual

 

being eaten by ants or stuck in a box

[Cripp 167]

eaten by ants.

 

kangaroo jumping on you or a fat ass man jumping on you.

[Virtus 23]

kangaroo...while the kangaroo may be heavier its feet have a larger surface area thus distributing the weight over a large area so there will be less pounds per square inch. SMARTNESS FTW. Also, it could be a baby kangaroo TECHNICALITIES FTW!

 

being raped by a dolphin or married to a gorilla

[Cripp 167]

married to a gorilla

 

your little sister sucking your dick or your little brother sucking it?