ProSlasher 176 Posted May 15, 2006 There are two ways to wash a dog, the quick, easy way, or the harder than hell way. I will go over both. Easy Way 1. Take baseball bat, hit dog in the head, and knock him out (legal issues, make sure neighbors don't see) 2. Carry 80 pound dog and place in bathtub. 3. Wet his or her coat of fur and put soap in it. 4. Rinse out soap. 5. Dry dog with a towel, and hope he wakes up. Hard way 1. Drag dog into bathroom 2. Force him get into the tub 3. Go get the dog soap 4. Come back and find your dog escaped 5. Go redrag your dog back into the bathroom 6. force it into the bathtub again 7. get the dog wet 8. get wet by the dog as it shakes dry (it will happen) 9. wet again quick and put soap and wash as fast as you can 10. get soap all over bathroom from the dog leaving the tub 11. rinse the dog, then try to dry him or her 12. grab the towel, and sheild your self as you realise the dog will dry itself 13. unclog bathtub 14. clean up soap on the floor 15. dry the walls and floor 16. dry the carpet and everything else that the dog got wet on his or her escape from the bathroom good luck Share this post Link to post
ProSlasher 176 Posted May 15, 2006 yea..... well instead of hitting with a bat maybe ummm obtain chlorophorm...... or well figure it out Share this post Link to post
nZwieFka 24 Posted May 15, 2006 Lmao, that is pretty funny. It made my day. Share this post Link to post
XGhozt 410 Posted May 15, 2006 Ehh, well Iv never done that, I have a bunch of kitties. 8) Share this post Link to post
ViperSRT3g 224 Posted May 15, 2006 lol, instead of getting wet all over you get scratched all over hehe Share this post Link to post
ARMEDnPISSED 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Its funny but it isnt the PROPER way to wash a dog. Share this post Link to post
ShadowScourge 61 Posted May 16, 2006 Oh yes... You must lather YOURSELF with soap and hump the dog... Or not. What is the proper way then? Oh master of washing dogs... Share this post Link to post
Cancerpuffs 14 Posted May 16, 2006 My grandparents had a cat problem on there farm, so they use to through a bag of cats into the river. No joke. I shoot my dog with a trank shot. Share this post Link to post
ProSlasher 176 Posted May 16, 2006 due to two people talking about animal cruelity, i have decided that it is not ok to use the easy way... please refrain from using it. Share this post Link to post
Senior Airman Vudoo. 40 Posted May 16, 2006 i just use a hose and fire it at my doggy he dosnt dry off once he is wet he goes lays down in the gess :D Share this post Link to post
Cancerpuffs 14 Posted May 16, 2006 Rofl, nice cleaning job. I took mine through a car wash.......1 out of 3 dogs survived....All the cats died. Share this post Link to post
ShadowScourge 61 Posted May 16, 2006 o.o Just like... Take them outside for a swim and put lots of soap in the pool/lake. Lots. :D Share this post Link to post
Cancerpuffs 14 Posted May 16, 2006 Take them on a magic ride to wonder land. Share this post Link to post
ShadowScourge 61 Posted May 16, 2006 Id rather have a new computer than a dog ! Share this post Link to post
Satans_Angel 0 Posted May 18, 2006 on easy way....instead of hitting dog with baseball bat...hogtie him/her and then carry it to the bathtub...ect hogtieing isnt as easy as hitting it with the baseball bat but at least there isn't any legal problems... Share this post Link to post
cuzz 0 Posted June 2, 2006 There are two ways to wash a dog, the quick, easy way, or the harder than hell way. I will go over both. Easy Way 1. Take baseball bat, hit dog in the head, and knock him out (legal issues, make sure neighbors don't see) 2. Carry 80 pound dog and place in bathtub. 3. Wet his or her coat of fur and put soap in it. 4. Rinse out soap. 5. Dry dog with a towel, and hope he wakes up. Hard way 1. Drag dog into bathroom 2. Force him get into the tub 3. Go get the dog soap 4. Come back and find your dog escaped 5. Go redrag your dog back into the bathroom 6. force it into the bathtub again 7. get the dog wet 8. get wet by the dog as it shakes dry (it will happen) 9. wet again quick and put soap and wash as fast as you can 10. get soap all over bathroom from the dog leaving the tub 11. rinse the dog, then try to dry him or her 12. grab the towel, and sheild your self as you realise the dog will dry itself 13. unclog bathtub 14. clean up soap on the floor 15. dry the walls and floor 16. dry the carpet and everything else that the dog got wet on his or her escape from the bathroom good luck 1.either put alot of chlorine in the pool and detergent and chuck the dog in. 2. or get sumone to wash it for you Share this post Link to post
Jordanv78 20 Posted June 2, 2006 wow how much crack did you do last night? LOL JK Share this post Link to post
Virtus 23 Posted June 3, 2006 lol, thats why its good to have a cat, they clean themselves Share this post Link to post
Dekunut 0 Posted June 3, 2006 Thx alot. now i no how to wash my dog. Now the problem is, how to get a dog. Share this post Link to post