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How To Wash A Dog

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There are two ways to wash a dog, the quick, easy way, or the harder than hell way. I will go over both.

 

Easy Way

 

1. Take baseball bat, hit dog in the head, and knock him out (legal issues, make sure neighbors don't see)

2. Carry 80 pound dog and place in bathtub.

3. Wet his or her coat of fur and put soap in it.

4. Rinse out soap.

5. Dry dog with a towel, and hope he wakes up.

 

 

 

Hard way

 

1. Drag dog into bathroom

2. Force him get into the tub

3. Go get the dog soap

4. Come back and find your dog escaped

5. Go redrag your dog back into the bathroom

6. force it into the bathtub again

7. get the dog wet

8. get wet by the dog as it shakes dry (it will happen)

9. wet again quick and put soap and wash as fast as you can

10. get soap all over bathroom from the dog leaving the tub

11. rinse the dog, then try to dry him or her

12. grab the towel, and sheild your self as you realise the dog will dry itself

13. unclog bathtub

14. clean up soap on the floor

15. dry the walls and floor

16. dry the carpet and everything else that the dog got wet on his or her escape from the bathroom

 

 

good luck

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yea..... well instead of hitting with a bat maybe ummm obtain chlorophorm...... or well figure it out

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roflmao

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Ehh, well Iv never done that, I have a bunch of kitties. 8)

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lol, instead of getting wet all over you get scratched all over hehe

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Oh yes... You must lather YOURSELF with soap and hump the dog...

 

Or not.

 

What is the proper way then? Oh master of washing dogs...

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My grandparents had a cat problem on there farm, so they use to through a bag of cats into the river. No joke. I shoot my dog with a trank shot.

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o.o Oh my, True animal cruelty ^_^

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due to two people talking about animal cruelity, i have decided that it is not ok to use the easy way... please refrain from using it.

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Rofl, nice cleaning job. I took mine through a car wash.......1 out of 3 dogs survived....All the cats died.

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o.o

Just like... Take them outside for a swim and put lots of soap in the pool/lake.

Lots. :D

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Id rather have a new computer than a dog >.<!

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on easy way....instead of hitting dog with baseball bat...hogtie him/her and then carry it to the bathtub...ect

hogtieing isnt as easy as hitting it with the baseball bat but at least there isn't any legal problems...

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There are two ways to wash a dog, the quick, easy way, or the harder than hell way. I will go over both.

 

Easy Way

 

1. Take baseball bat, hit dog in the head, and knock him out (legal issues, make sure neighbors don't see)

2. Carry 80 pound dog and place in bathtub.

3. Wet his or her coat of fur and put soap in it.

4. Rinse out soap.

5. Dry dog with a towel, and hope he wakes up.

Hard way

 

1. Drag dog into bathroom

2. Force him get into the tub

3. Go get the dog soap

4. Come back and find your dog escaped

5. Go redrag your dog back into the bathroom

6. force it into the bathtub again

7. get the dog wet

8. get wet by the dog as it shakes dry (it will happen)

9. wet again quick and put soap and wash as fast as you can

10. get soap all over bathroom from the dog leaving the tub

11. rinse the dog, then try to dry him or her

12. grab the towel, and sheild your self as you realise the dog will dry itself

13. unclog bathtub

14. clean up soap on the floor

15. dry the walls and floor

16. dry the carpet and everything else that the dog got wet on his or her escape from the bathroom

good luck

 

 

1.either put alot of chlorine in the pool and detergent and chuck the dog in.

2. or get sumone to wash it for you

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wow how much crack did you do last night? LOL

JK

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not a fan of dogs...

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lol, thats why its good to have a cat, they clean themselves

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Thx alot. now i no how to wash my dog. Now the problem is, how to get a dog.

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