Some ways to get outta school

[Gloopie 70]

·One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer).

 

·Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

 

·Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

 

·Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.

 

·Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.

 

·Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

 

·Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.

 

·Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

 

·USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

[Uentil 0]

Most of that stuff is just going to get you expelled.

 

But the bomb threat sounds kinda cool!

[Guest MadMatt]

yea most of it just get yah expelled but the bomb treat getts yah banned from skool annd under police watch probaly but it sounds good ha :D

[plutomic 76]

wtf newb most schools have cameras,and plus finger prints on the bomb..The best thing to do is use a pay phone in or near the school.

[Senior Airman Vudoo. 40]

are u guys stupid? just place a smoke gernade in a locker tigh the cap with string walk by the locker pull it and run!!! poof smoke

[plutomic 76]

better yet put dead animals and shit with the smoke bomb..Where do you get stink bombs from? im thinking about lighting one in the bathroom

[Senior Airman Vudoo. 40]

lol put it in the vents :)

[Guest MadMatt]

put dead animals and shit and raw fish and hair in the vents

cause when they turn on the heater the hair will burn and the fish

will fry and so wil the shit

it wil be really rotton just make sure u dont walk by or u might pass out hahaha and thow shit at the assisant princibal's car has he leaves and enters the skool Muhahahahaha

[Aimcrack 40]

Someone called in a bomb threat at my school not to long ago, got them expelled, they are under house arrest and the bomb squad or w.e went through ALL the lockers in our school in one night...so for us it was only like half a day off, but it was better than nothing... the guy that did it prolly wants to kill himself for being the biggest retard on campus.

[Senior Airman Vudoo. 40]

i hate my skool XD

[ProSlasher 176]

Ok, hmmmmm that sounds familier...... OH YEA!

 

ANARACHY's cook book......

 

 

good rip off