Gloopie 70 Posted January 4, 2006 Now, although McDonalds is famous for it's advertising and making the whole world think that the BigMac is the best thing to come along since sliced bread (buns?), each little restaurant is as amateur and simple as a new-found business. Not only are all the employees rather inexperienced at what they're supposed to do, but they will just loose all control when an emergency occurs....here we go!!! First, get a few friends (4 is good...I'll get to this later) and enter the McDonalds restaurant, talking loudly and reeking of some strange smell that automatically makes the old couple sitting by the door leave. If one of those pimply-faced goons is wiping the floor, then track some crap all over it (you could pretend to slip and break your head, but you might actually do so). Next, before you get the food, find a table. Start yelling and releasing some strange body odor so anybody would leave their table and walk out the door. Sit two friends there, and go up to the counter with another. Find a place where the line is short, or if the line is long say "I only wanna buy a coke." and you get moved up. Now, you get to do the ordering ...heh heh heh. Somebody always must want a plain hamburger with absolutely nothing on it (this takes extra time to make, and drives the little hamburger-makers insane)..order a 9-pack of chicken McNuggets...no, a 20 pack...no, three 6 packs...wait...go back to the table and ask who wants what. Your other friend waits by the counter and makes a pass at the female clerk. Get back to the thing and order three 6-packs of chicken etc....now she says "What kind of sauce would you like?". Of course, say that you all want barbecue sauce one of your friends wants 2 (only if there are only 2 containers of barbecue sauce left). Then they hafta go into the storeroom and open up another box. Finally, the drinks...somebody wants coke, somebody root beer, and somebody diet coke. After these are delivered, bring them back and say "I didn't order a diet coke! I ordered a sprite!" This gets them mad; better yet, turn down something terrible that nobody wants to drink, so they hafta throw the drink away; they can't sell it. After all the food(?) is handed to you, you must never have enough money to pay. The clerk will be so angry and confused that she'll let you get away with it (another influence on her is your friend asking her "If you let us go, I'll go out with you." and giving her a fake fone number). Now, back to your table. But first, somebody likes ketchup and mustard. And plenty (too much) of napkins. Oh, and somebody likes forks and knives, so always end up breaking the ones you pick outta the box. Have your friends yell out, ôYay!!!!! We have munchies!!" As loud as they can. That'll worry the entire restaurant. Proceed to sit down. So, you are sitting in the smoking section (by accident) eh? Well, while one of the tobacco-breathers isn't looking, put a sign from the other side of the room saying "Do not smoke here" and he'll hafta move...then he goes into the real non-smoking section, and gets yelled at. He then thinks that no smoking is allowed in the restaurant, so he eats outside (in the pouring rain) after your meal is finished (and quite a few splattered-opened ketchup packets are all over your table), try to leave. But oops! Somebody has to do his duty in the men's room. As he goes there, he sticks an uneaten hamburger (would you dare to eat one of their hamburgers?) Inside the toilet, flushes it a while, until it runs all over the bathroom. Oops! Send a pimply-faced teenager to clean it up. (He won't know that brown thing is a hamburger, and he'll get sick. Wheee!) As you leave the restaurant, looking back at your uncleaned table, somebody must remember that they left their chocolate shake there! The one that's almost full!!!! He takes it then says "This tastes like crap!", Then he takes off the lid and throws it into the garbage can...oops! He missed, and now the same poor soul who's cleaning up the bathroom now hasta clean up chocolate shake. Then leave the joint, reversing the "Yes, we're open" sign (as a reminder of your visit) There you have it! You have just put all of McDonalds into complete mayhem. And since there is no penalty for littering in a restaurant, bugging people in a public eatery (or throw-upery, in this case) you get off scot-free. Wasn't that fun? Share this post Link to post
BobPickle 0 Posted January 5, 2006 (edited) lol i should try that it DOES sound fun Edited January 5, 2006 by BobPickle Share this post Link to post
plutomic 76 Posted January 5, 2006 you wont get off scott free,you can get the cops called on you,dumbass Share this post Link to post
Ganta 0 Posted January 5, 2006 i sure wat ever is said in that first post is all fine and dandy, but sweet jesus it's a lot to read. can some one brake it down? (yes, im feeling lazy) Share this post Link to post
plutomic 76 Posted January 5, 2006 the time it took you to write that,you couldve read the first post.. Share this post Link to post
BobPickle 0 Posted January 5, 2006 you wont get off scott free,you can get the cops called on you,dumbass Hey dont b hatin This is some very useful information for those of us to do when we have nothing better to be doing =) Share this post Link to post
Guest MadMatt Posted January 6, 2006 it wont work if the "mcdonalds" is anything where i work or any of the employes like me work there they would say screw u give me ur money or leave and just ignore u u till u give them money that wut i do at work nobody gets away wit free stuff casue they dont get food till i get money Share this post Link to post
Jamezz 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Oww, my eyes. Too small font too, but that's my problem. Share this post Link to post
Magic Bitch 126 Posted January 13, 2006 wow man i would hate for him to go to my school we would have a show down of the bombs i would win i have most of the bomb i can make all ready made Share this post Link to post
XGhozt 410 Posted January 13, 2006 The other day I saw a chicken dancing outside of mcdonalles. sad sad little man.. he was really going at it too.. creepy.. Share this post Link to post
ProSlasher 176 Posted January 13, 2006 the time it took you to write that,you couldve read the first post.. he didnt write that.... once again CUT and PASTE out of anarchys cook book 2002 Share this post Link to post
Gloopie 70 Posted January 13, 2006 No fucking DUH now stop fucking posting THAT SAME FUCKING INFORMATION IN THE TUTS I POSTED Share this post Link to post