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(I liked this one. Sorry)

What's a siggy?

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"I beat Star Craft, now I have to get Brood War"

 

"O sorry, I only play UMS"

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UMS is the best kind of game in Starcraft, so I don't see your point.

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AOL is the best ISP!

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Whats a meat curtain and what does it mean if it doesn't match my carpet?

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I like limewire it is awesome!

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I am on Starcraft B.Net, but how do I connect to internet?

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OMG FORUM GAMES ARE FUCKING RETARDED &&& I HATE YOU ALL, THIS TOPIC DIED FOR A REASON!!1!1!1!!!!one!11!1!!eleven!11!1!!!!

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"I r not noob"

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what is spam? I thought you could eat it?

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(Actual conversation in B.net)

 

"Oh my God what the fuck!? Why you hacking?"

 

"Cuz its fun :o "

 

"You sir have no life cuz you must play Starcraft like everyday."

 

"Sooo you're telling me that I have no life cuz I play Starcraft maybe an hour more than you do..."

 

"THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!"

 

"You sir are a hypocrite and a sore loser. You sir have no life so do us all a favor and cut yourself."

 

"ARRR YOU FUCKING HACKING SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!"

 

"Aww why? cuz you'll get a loss on your Record? If you're such a whiny bitch about hackers then why don't you just try to get better at the game? All I use is Maphack anyways."

 

"BUT YOU KNEW WHERE I WAS AND WHAT I WAS BUILDING!"

 

"Yeah well you coulda done the same thing by sending observers and/or build a larger army by building a lil faster. I mean hell, you only have 4 gateways while I have 10. Sorry to say but you're unworthy of calling me a noob."

 

"EAT SHIT AND DIE!"

 

*Player leaves the game*

All of those are 100% true.

 

STFU OR I'LL HACK YOUR COMPUTER!

 

Noob:1V1 NOW!

Anyone: Okay

Noob: ... I gota go my mom is calling me >_>

Noob: as Logged off of battle.net

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where do you get hacks

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I got two hacks: ZLoader and Oblivion!

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"whats wrong with dial up?"

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What's a torrent?

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Michel65 (or something on the zloader comment section)

:) whats for that? sorry i'm noob xD

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haha i have 6 red bars... thats my danger meter!

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"wheres the any button?"

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This fast reply is just as slow at loading as the normal reply. :[

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is lime wire legal?

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this actually happened in a game once

 

 

 

Nuclear launch detected

 

 

 

me: great -_- they have nukes..... well gg?

Noob player: What do those do?

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Phantom game start... phantom is chosen... 5 minutes later

 

 

 

What the hell... where did i get 5k gas from??

by the way.. who's phantom?

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so im just gonna dl that malicious.exe and then i get 99999 minerals always forever in sc??? THANKS!!!

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"I have a girl friend who plays Starcraft."

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