The Make a wish Game.

[MarineElite 0]

Wish granted but somehow you killed yourself no matter what the "anything" was.

 

I wish for a potatoe.

[Speedskater 167]

wish granted but like most potatoes u got turned into a french fry then eaten buy a fat lady

 

i wish i could see into the future

[Demon-Sasuke 0]

Wish granted but you saw everything that you didn't wanted to see and fainted into a coma.

 

I wish for an electric guitar.

[Zander 85]

wish granted... it exploded and you are forever deformed....

 

i wish for more sleep....

[Cripp 167]

Wish granted but you never woke up.

 

I wish i was so bored.

[Zander 85]

wish granted... you are so bored... and you never have fun again... EVER

 

i wish for 2000000 + reps

[Cripp 167]

Wish granted but the site got closed down before you got 50 rep.

 

I wish i had 5 dollars.

[Zander 85]

wish granted, but it was spent of a donkey-whore

 

i wish for a pet penguin

[MarineElite 0]

wish granted but like most potatoes u got turned into a french fry then eaten buy a fat lady

I didnt say i wished to be a potatoe i said i wish for one...

 

Wish Granted but the penguin was a bloodthirsty killer and it pecked out your eyes.

 

I wish for some cheese cake

[Cripp 167]

Wish granted but the cheese was moldy.

 

I wish it was 2010.

[Speedskater 167]

Wish granted, but then you go through a one way time machine that sends you to the exact time I post this comment.

 

I wish I had a penny

[Monki 478]

Wish granted, but I hid the penny in your underpants

I wish I had 10bucks

[Zander 85]

Wish granted, but i smeared bear bile on it.

 

i wish i had 4 arms

[Fc3sZero 78]

Wish Granted, You were born with elbows that hinge in the opposite direction.

 

I wish for a pair of indestructible socks.

[Zar 696]

Wish granted but, you couldn't get them off and from walking around all day everyday you got a nasty case of foot fungus which then progressed into a blood infection. The doctors then said in order to save your life they would have to amputate your feet.

 

You didn't know what to do or say so you left the doctors office and traveled to Las Vegas. There in your depression you wished that there was something that could possibly be done. But then you thought . . . I know I will contact Zar and he could wish my foot fungus problem away!

 

So you did. You went immediately back to the hotel where a hooker was waiting for you because you thought it would help with your depression. You then said "Out of my room hoe, I dun need you anymo!" You then phone your wife to tell her that you are ok and that you will explain things later.

 

Then you jumped on your laptop and used the wireless internet provided for you by the hotel, and you sent a pm message to Zar. You wrote, "Zar I have a bad foot fungus problem that will make me lose my feet. Would you please go to the Make a Wish Game thread and wish my foot fungus away so that I can keep my indestructible socks?"

 

Zar replied, "sure I will do that"

 

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This one is for you Fc3sZero,

 

I wish that Fc3sZero would be cured of his foot fungus forever and that he will get to keep his indestructible socks. ;)

Edited October 24, 2008 by Zar

[Monki 478]

**God, for fucks sake Zar...can you have a longer post?? I just start with a new wish..

 

I wish I had the guitar I'm saving up for...

[Fc3sZero 78]

Lol holy hell Zar. I'm dying now.. thats some funny S.

[Monki 478]

Lol holy hell Zar. I'm dying now.. thats some funny S.

Way to spam the game forum.... at least continue with game when u post like that

[ProSlasher 176]

Lol holy hell Zar. I'm dying now.. thats some funny S.

Way to spam the game forum.... at least continue with game when u post like that

 

Hypocrite.

 

@Zar: Was the wireless free, or did he pay for it? (you didn't specify)

 

 

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I wish I could control the speed of time.

[Monki 478]

Yes I know when I ragged on about him not starting a new wish I forgot to add my own and i didn't feel like editing at time...so here's a new wish.. -__-"

 

I wish that a million frogs would plague the white house.

[Zar 696]

@ proslasher: He paid for it when he got the hotel room.

 

Wish granted.

 

But when you first tried to control the speed of time you created a rift in the fabric of space time and you were pulled in. It sent you back to before the earth was in form. As you exited the rift your body began to feel the effects of absolute zero temperatures in space. The water inside all your tissues passes into a vapor state beginning at the skin surface. This causes the collapse of your surface cells and the loss of huge amounts of body heat by evaporation. After six seconds, the process of cell collapse gets into your heart and lungs causing circulatory interruption, followed by acute anoxia, convulsions and the relaxation of the bowel muscles. After 15 seconds, you become mentally confused, and after 20 seconds you become unconscious.

 

Your body in complete shock then sends electrical impulses from your brain stem to your cerebral cortex bringing you back to consciousness. You immediately slow down time again thinking it is the last chance you have. Another rift opens! You are pulled through.

 

You are now in a void no stars, no light, nothing, not even cold. Then you start to see a light coming at you. You try to slow down time but nothing happens . . . the light is becoming brighter and it seems to accelerate.

 

You use all your abibilty that you have to slow down time as you do you are able to slow it down enough to see what is comming towards you. It is a clump of highly charged particals. You cannot dodge it.

 

BOOM it hits you causing a chain reaction with the particles in your body. The explosion is so massive that your consciousness is released from your mortal body.

 

There you stand in awe as you see the big bang. All of a sudden stars form before your consciousness and you then realize how the universe actually came into existence . . .

 

It was you.

 

 

I wish I had StarCraft 2 right now.

[Monki 478]

Wish granted, but I modded it(sounds wierd but nvm) and so every unit looks like a monkey and the attacks are throwing bananas and spewing semen over each other.

I wish I could render images well :P

[ProSlasher 176]

@Zar: How much did he pay for it?

 

Wish granted, but unfortunately, society has lost all taste in art (therefore making your renders good) So now we all live in total chaos.

 

I wish someone would grant my wish to control time.

[Monki 478]

wish granted but you can only control it by making horrible moments go by slow beyond your control

 

i wish that society still liked art

[Zar 696]

Wish granted,

 

but they only liked the erotic type and so the entire world became a bunch of perverts addicted to porn, sex, rape and masturbation.

 

I wish that the pain in my teeth would go away.

Edited October 25, 2008 by Zar