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wish granted, however, dead puppies aren't much fun

 

i wish seagulls had no vocal cords

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Wish granted but theny you would have to watch your french fires very carefully. You woulnd't hear them comming.

 

I wish i could dislocate my jaw like a snake.

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wish granted, however, it got stuck and because it could not be closed you died of starvation

 

I wish I had a younger sister and we cared about each other ( actually i do wish this was true)

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Wish granted how ever she has a chemical inbalance and has the hots for you and is jail bait and you can't resist so you end up making an inbred family.

 

lol win.

 

Um i wish i had a serving of macaroni and Cheese right now this very instant.

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granted, however, while you can see it you cannot touch it

 

i wish whales could sing

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wish granted, however, due to the large amount of hicks like Froggy with nothing to do total havoc breaks loose, the national guard was called in and there was a lot of calateral damage

 

I wish babies tasted like skittles

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Wish granted babies now taste like skittles but now skittles are now the size of babies and you there are now anti waste laws that state if you open a pack of skittles you must eat the whole package.

 

 

 

i wish ball pits were marshmallow pits instead.

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wish granted, however those places get really warm, soon things get sticky, cept for the fat Swedish kid, he got out fine

 

I was box ball was the national past time

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Wish granted

Now however since we can breathe water, the water becomes toxic, we all must drink water, we drink toxic water

and the world dies, MY TURN TO DESTROY THE WORLD BITCH!

 

 

I wish there were no defects to wishes. :)

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Wish granted however since there are no defects of wish every one is happy and so there are no more deaths or any thing sad. No one is able to be sad for any reason. So the world over populates and gets pulled out of orbit.

 

 

I wish my clothes never got dirty

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Wish granted, but your clothes are so clean it blinds all your friends.

 

I wish I banged your mom.

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Wish granted how ever you impregnated her 12 times and now you have 12 times the amount of child support to pay

 

 

I wish i had a laser to cut shit in half in seconds.

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Wish granted, but the shit blows up and covers the world in shit.

 

I wish I could go to sleep.

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Wish granted how ever sleeping now requires you to drink mass amounts of alcohol before you sleep so every day for the rest of your life you wake up with terrible hang overs and there is no cure.

 

I wish that if an asteroid hits the earth that the first thing it hit's is my self even before hitting the earth it's self. THat way i don't have to feel anything and the death is a quick one.

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Wish granted, but that asteroid doesn't come for 50 years, and you are suffering from a STD.

 

 

I wish that I had no wishes.

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Wish granted, but you fly into a wall and die.

 

 

I wish I was an admin on gc.

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Wish granted but the ink is now poisionious

 

 

I wish I was not bored.

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They don't exists anymore.

 

 

I wish your mom was a mom.

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Wish granted, and you go swimming everyday in BEAUTIFUL 70 degree day wile you have a windspeed of up to 200 miles per hour.

 

 

I wish I wish I had a fish.

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