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1) get high/drunk and go to the waffel house

 

2) go to kmart/walmart and when they turn on those metal demagnitesers(?) slam your head down on it and scream and freak out and stuff as you act as if u have a metal plate in your head and cant pry it off of the big humdinger (thank my dad for this strange but amusing one)

 

3) just get high/drunk

 

4) to get CDs or DVDs out of a store without paying for them take one ov those weird /___\ razor blades, cut open the shrink rap, slide out the jewl case/box remove the booklet thingy and the disk (after all thats what you wanted in the first place), slide the jewl case/box back in shrink rap and replace (the last step is not necessary unless your really bored)

 

5) walk up to random people and say stupid stuff like "if cotton candy was made of opossums people wouldnt eat it as much" or "well if you like racoons so much why dont you just marry one"

 

6) get out of your desk at school, walk up to your teacher like your gonna say something, fart, walk back to your desk and sit down

 

7) buy a sponge, wet it thouroughly(?), tie a rubberband/string around and let sponge dry, remove string/band, through sponge in toilet and quickly flush (this will stop up the pipe REALLY bad)

 

take some of that chemical in snake bite kits, drop it in a cars gas tank, and RUN away (the car will explode)

 

9) if you ever see one of those TRUTH guys/girls kill em and make sure they get it on camera

 

10) take the works toilet bowl cleaner, tin foil, and a plastic bottle. roll the tin foil into about 12 small (pea sized) balls and put it in the bottle, fill plastic bottle to the bottom of the label, when it starts smoking (about 30sec-1min) throw it into a crowd. the bottle will explode and get that cleaner on everybody (maybe the tin foil will act as shrapnel). the works stuff eats away concrete, imagine what it will do to flesh

 

11) get drunk at school. i do this all the time. just pour alcohol into a bottle and act like its pepsi.

 

12) DONT smoke weed in the bathroom. almost all of my friends got caught doing this

 

13) find that eva savealot woman and slip some some spanish fly

 

14) start a riot

 

15) convince a really young kid (8 yrs old) to get drunk/high

 

16) get one of those band people drunk/high

 

17) go to the local elementary school and put some alcohol-pepsi in the cornor of the playground. these kids cant have anything sweet to drink all day, if you make it taste even remotly like a soda they will drink it. remember, it doesnt take much to get a little kid drunk

 

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19) find out who those stupid asses are on those AOL coomercials are and send them a mail bomb with an attached letter telling them to learn to lear how to use the real internet

 

20) go to kazaa.com, download free porn, print it out, put it on a wall in an elementary school playground you dont think an adult would see until late in the day

 

21) run into a mall security guard and knock him down

 

22) DONT take knives to school. once again, several of my friends have gotten in trouble doing this

 

23) remember, weed is an after school activity. alcohol is what u use in school

 

24) start a fight club

 

25.Build a potato gun

 

26.Use the gun

 

27.make a kickass random firework/explosive: its simple and different everytime! Just get those model rocket engines from wall-mart or somewhere like it and pound them with a hammer untill they split, collect the powder from the engines and fill a container. the smaller the leftover space the better, you can use the model rocket launcher thing or a fuse, but it makes a kickass bomb for 20 bucks. we did 2, and both were radically different. one knocked me to the ground from 40 feet away and was so loud my ears rang, and another was just like a giant mortar round that was even louder and crazy bright. Smile

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some of those were funny as SH** Im gonna try some of those. Like the one about the metal plate in your head. LOL

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gettin kids drunk is funny as hell i got a kid piss loaded off a half colt once

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congrats Venthe11 thank you for spamming you are officially warned :blink: GL HF DD

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28) Go in your living room and run in circles!

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dude I gotta say number 20 is just messed up!

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Abusing mall security is always funny when you are a teenager. We always used to do stuff like that. LOL

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That is def a good one. Anything that directs you to go up and fart near someone pwns!

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I'm realllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyy borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred....................

 

And anything I wanna do right now is illegal. :(

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u can sit and think about ur seed growing in the planter and when fall comes how good it will taste^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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You make a bomb using Alka Seltzer.. :( I have the forbidden knowledge book open to see what kind of havoc I can do. Nothing so far. :(

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