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[Xthar 136]

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer...). - Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

 

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

 

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.

 

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards. - Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

 

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.

 

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

 

-Get a virus from The Black Gate BBS, and infect their computers! Most likely they use WordPerfect, Excel, and shit like that.

 

- USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

[Senior Airman Vudoo. 40]

I hate skool ty for the tutorial

[Xthar 136]

Thanks for puttting me on your cool people list =p

[falco216 0]

go no school computer

 

go to doom3.zoy.org

 

shut it off

 

run like hell