Ways To Send A Car To Hell

[Xthar 136]

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

 

- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!

 

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler, etc.)

 

- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank. Plastic deforms and dilutes into gas. The final result is much harder to inject into the engine, possibly causing valve replacement.

 

- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.

 

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

 

- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

 

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this:

 

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Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats!)

 

Have Fun!

 

How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle.

Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter.

This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it.

They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others, but the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard.

[Senior Airman Vudoo. 40]

wasnt this already mentioned?