Floppy Bomb

[Xthar 136]

You need:

 

* A disk

* Scissors

* White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)

* Clear nail polish

 

- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)

 

- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

 

- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!)

 

- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.

 

- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture

 

- Let it dry

 

- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).

 

- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try and fix THAT!!!