Zander

whats so wrong with bush...

www.youmustchoose.com its a website of choices that you can choose between and it is the Roflcopter A. You get punched in the gut once a day forever. B. Your mom is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest vagina, and they show a picture of you as an adult as an example of things that have passed through her giant love canal. A. You're constantly constipated, you can poop, but you have to sit on the toilet for half an hour before you squeeze out anything, and even that's rare. B. You constantly have diarrhea. It isn't uncontrollable, but you have to shit about 7 times a day, and you get dehydrated all the time A. Punch your Grandmother in the mouth as hard as you can...once a day, for a week. B. Using pruning scissors, cut off one of your fingers AND one of your toes. A. Have Sex with Jessica Alba whenever you want, however you want. B. Save your father from the 7th floor of a burning building (would he die if you didn't save him? Who knows? Maybe he'd live maybe he'd die...)

i didnt bother reading all of that... just one question though... why do people say things like "suck my balls like your granny" and " your moms im my pants" its disguesting to think that some guy actually WANTS to have sex with a fucking 60 year old woman with an outrageous ability to store fat in there gut...

check out the website theres like 400 trillion more...

ROFLCOPTER!!!!!

rofl thats wierd

Still trying to fix CS3.... shitty Adobe...

i love my pokemans!! i have like all of thems!!! seriously...

Garrys mod rules.... it isnt really that hard but it can be frustrating... and sometimes hard

after you made the new word turple

obviosly not... it would be the biggest news topic for all stations if it was real...

glad i could help with the picture ;-) ill try and make one... but my CS3 got jacked up so i need to reinstall

soooo old now... yet still funny

heres one for school.... 1.Take your enemys backpack when they arn't looking 2.Take EVERYTHING out of the main pocket... 3.Flip the backpack insideout 4. put the stuff back in and zip it back up :D now you have the perfect "turtled" backpack :D

sure.. they got some crazy stuff on that site... its were i get most of mine

http://fantasyartdesign.com/free-wallpapers/index.php chack that site out... coll stuff on it stuff like this

you mean the PSD format of it?? edit* nvm

no its perfect lol

rofl, can i have this one :(

no its not wow....

my typing class in school is so Fucking gay...! its two hours of non-stop gay typing assignments 30A Lopez knew our squad could just slip by the next five games. Check Numbers 267, 298, 304, and 315 were still outstanding. Dixie works with vigor to make the theory work for a profit. 30B Ana ate a salami sandwich and some papaya after a quick nap. Bobby bought a beach ball and big balloons for the big bash. Cora can serve cake and coffee to the cold campers at lunch. David did all he could to dazzle the crowd with wild dances. Elaine left her new sled in an old shed near the gray house. Frank found a file folder his father had left in the office. Gloria got the giggles when the juggler dropped his oranges. Hugh helped his big brother haul in the fishing net for her. Inez signs in a trio that is part of a big choir at college. Jason just joined the jury to judge the major jazz festival. Kurt makes kapok pillows for kayaks and ketches at the dock. Lola left her doll collection for a village gallery to sell. Myna asked her mom to make more malted milk for the mission. Nadine knew her aunt made lemonade and sun tea this morning. Owen took the book from the shelf to copy his favorite poem. Pamela added a pinch of pepper and paprika to a pot of soup. Quent posed quick quiz questions to his quiet croquet squad. Risa used a rubber raft to rescue four girls from the river. Silas said his sister has won six medals in just four meets. Trisha told a tall tale about three little kittens in a tub. Ursula asked the usual questions about four issues you face. Vinny voted for five very vital issues of value to everyone. Wilf wants to walk in the walkathon next week and show well. Xania next expects them to fix the extra fax machine by six. Zoella and a zany friend ate a sizzling pizza in the piazza. I HAD TO TYPE THAT 3 DAMN TIMES TODAY ASWELL AS 3 OTHER ASS-INGMENTS FUCK THAT! they disabled Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V and the right click function !!!! GAY