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Some how i got banned. and unbanned and banned and now unbanned again. Curiously i'm wondering why and am clearly here just to re ignite the fire. Lick my nuts.

The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex. Person1: I wish I had Unlimited money. Person2: Wish granted, but god just destroyed the world. I wish.... etc I'll start. I wish I could make more money.

whats up turds some hoe i got unbannned yet again and just happened to figure it out so im here to re ignite the fire. lets see how smart you fuckers are.

This thread inspired by the "how to wipe your ass" thread. Most things we know and do everyday that are common nature to most are taught to us by our parents. Right and wrong, How to eat, How to dress your self etc..... These are all things that just come natural to us. We are taught these things at a young age so we know these things. So this thread is for talking about things that we learn but not necessarily from our parents. I'll use the example of how we cleanse ourself after using the bathroom. At the start of life most people wore diapers and mom or dad would notice that you went in you diaper and would then go about changing you and cleaning you up. As you got older you got potty trained. You learned how to use a real toilet and when you were done At least in my case "MOM! I'm Done" and mom, Like a trooper would come in and clean it up. As you got a few years older mom no longer will do this. So your left with only knowing for the last 4 years of your life some one else did the dirty work. So now, when your on your own how did you know what you do? What is the technique you use? To break the ice and make it a little more comfortable to talk about I'll explain my technique. I'll go about my business. When I'm done I'll take a wad of paper and do a sort of "preliminary" Wipe to see what kind of job i have ahead of me. Some time you can tell that your gonna have a easier or harder time. If it feels more solid coming out then the job is fairly easy and requires less toilet paper and less time. in and out of the bathroom fairly quickly. However, If it's not solid but some where in between diarrhea and Log then I have some work. Let me say that I am pretty clean person. Not a germaphobe by any means but i like the area to be clean. I'll start by wiping back to front until the toilet paper comes clean some what so that the majority of the mess is gone. Now from experience in wiping i Have discovered that after several wipes the area becomes irritated. I mean your cleaning your self so one has to wipe pretty thoroughly. So I have discovered when i get to that point I find that it helps to take a wad of toilet paper and wet it, squeeze the excess water out and continue wiping. It really cleans up nicely and eases the feeling of irritation. So yep thats my technique. And if you feel uncomfortable talking about this then don't but don't knock my technique lol. We all shit and we all have our own way of going about it. I chose to talk about mine cause i'm not uncomfortable talking about it cause going to the bathroom is something everyone on earth does. So feel free to discuss your wiping techniques or any other things that your parents don't teach you.

I am curious as to the sexual orientation of the forum. Please vote honestly and post what you voted if you feel comfortable doing so. If not Please still vote. I am in no way discriminating. Another reason for posting this is because at another forum I go to it turned out that alot of people were either Bisexual or gay. No one really cared wither way and every one was accepting. It was just interesting to find it out. I personally am Staight. I know this for a fact. Sadly no Girlfriend at the moment.

I have updated in the thread it's self but felt this thread was nessecary as this update doesn't really fit into the rules thread. I want to make sure that the Update is seen by those participating. You may discuss the update here and ask any other questions so I may further clarify any concerns. Thank you. Let me first explain the idea behind if your vip, that you'll be donate the said amounts as posted above. If you are already a Vip then you have already donated money to this site. This is why I am taking the said amounts so Regardless of whether your VIP or not the site stills gets money. It's a win win situation Cause if your a VIP you still end up with some cash and if your not then you get a VIP and still get a smaller amount of money. For example, and I'll use my self as i CANNOT win this contest. But provided i could. If i were to cast the 10000th post it would go down like this. The Prize for 10000th post is 60 dollars. But Since I am a VIP already I would only be getting 50 dollars since i have specified that for this specific prize if you're vip 10 dollars goes to the site. One reason for doing it this way is that if new non vip Members see this contest and see that the prize is a VIP and 60 dollars it will encourage them to be active and accepted to the community. New active members is never a bad thing. This is what i'm trying to promote. Now when i use the word donate. It's exactly that but Rather then you donating it. If your Vip I will just automaticcly take the noted amount and donate it for you. I think that clears that issue up. Next...... If you get any of the winning posts and what I posted directly above is taken care of and you have your Choice of what To purchase. For a scenario example well use the 10000th post. I won't use my self in this example as it'll be kinda confusing. We'll use "Fred". Ok say Fred gets 10000 and he's not a VIP. So he would get the VIP and the 60 dollars. Fred would then contact me with the items he wanted. Here is how it breaks down. Shipping is including in the money prizes. If you find an item that is 59.99 and shipping is 10 bucks, you would be out of luck. Unless you want to provide the extra shipping to me. But if that happens we'll work it out. If you find an item that is 50 dollars and shipping is 7 bucks, then your fine. Because fred is still under the 60 Dollars. Basically look for items ahead of time and have some idea. the cost of the item and shipping must be within the prize amount. Multiple items may be purchased from the same place or different places but keep in mind that if you go from different places there will probably be multiple shipping costs. Just keep that in mind. It all must be within the prize amounts. You should try to get as close to the prize amount possible. Any left over money may be used for the next contest or may also be donated to the site. I have not exactly decided on this yet. Basically I don't want to give you guys flat out cash. My main reason and I ask you respect it, is that I don't want the person to go out and buy something like drugs or anything of that nature. Me buying you the items assures me that it's going for it's said purpose. If you don't agree with that I don't particularly want to hear it. It my stance and I'm not going to move according to what you think on this matter. Lastly, There was confusion on the actual shipping it's self and how that would work. You will tell me the items you want and from where and i will go order them and have them shipped to the destination that you give me with the required Information. (Name,Desired Address and any other Info I can't think of right now.) It will not be any Info Like Credit card numbers SS#'s or anything of the sort. Just Basic Info so it gets to you. The items will not come in my possession at any time. If you don't trust me for what ever reason go open a PO box at your local post office. I'm not a stalker. I'm not gonna get your address and come to your house, Climb your tree and watch you undress. If you feel uncomfortable just go Open a PO Box. They're fairly Cheap and i'm pretty sure any one can rent one. If you need me too I can provide you info on who I am where I live and what not to prove I am who i say i am. I think this is all. I think it's less confusing now.

Post in here when the contest closes. Talk about the reason for closure. Posts do not count towards the contest in here.

Think About it. What are your thoughts on what happens when you pass away. Sure People will be sad when you pass but what happens say 10,20,50,100 years down the line when your immediate Family is gone too. Are you simply forgotten? What can be done so you won't be forgotten? Just some thoughts to consider because not every one has a history book written about them.

Yep Thats right. 10,000 posts. Your probably thinking. WTF, He's Nuts. We'll maybe But I think you guys can do this. Especially for the prizes. ALL of the rules found here: http://www.Ghoztcraft.net/forums/Rules-for...ests-t7343.html Follow them. The Prizes. 2500th Post is a 1 year VIP if your not a VIP and 6 USD for what ever you wish. Provided it's not porn or Illegal. If you're VIP, You will get 10 USD. 5000th post Will be 15 year VIP if you are not a VIP and 10 Dollars. If you're VIP You Will Get 25 USD. 10000th post is a whopping 60 USD and a Full Vip If your not a VIP. If you win any of these and your Vip You have to Donate the following amounts to Ghoztcraft as this contest is to support the site. the 2500th prize you'll donate 2 dollars getting 8 Dollars free and Clear. 5000th you donate 5 getting 20 free and clear. 10000 you donate 10 dollars getting 50 free and clear. I will be providing all the prizes. If you win you tell me what you want and i will buy it for you. Shipping on items is INCLUDED In the Prize. So plan ahead. Follow the rules! and GO GO GO

Name bands from the 80's, that if you heard them on the radio you would know they were 80's by the way they Sound. Example: Journey Foriengner White Snake Got the Idea? GO GO GO start naming

After just discovering that Facebook allows people to see pics even if they're not registered on facebook here are all of my albums. http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2667...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2683...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2751...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=923&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2750...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2394...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2739...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=549&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2714...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=856&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2414...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=1829...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=551&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2275...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=550&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=1837...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=996&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=779&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=888&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=887&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=857&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=854&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=851&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=850&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=855&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=852&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=853&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=768&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=780&...mp;id=518233503 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=778&...mp;id=518233503

Heres a little Ditty I came up with. yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside blue his Forum with a blue little Keyboard and a blue Mouse and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cos he ain't got nobody to listen to Xthars blue da ba dee da ba die... i have a blue name with a blue window. blue is the colour that my name displays. blue are the letters and all the words are blue. i have a girlfriend and she is so non-existant. blue are the people here that walk around, blue like my Lighter, it's sitting on my desk. blue is the color of the Atlanta hat that sits on mah head blue are the feelings that live inside me. Xthars blue da ba dee da ba die... i have a blue Mouse with a blue keyboard. blue is the colour of all that i wear. blue are the letter and all the words are blue. i have a girlfriend and she is so non-existant. blue are the people here that walk around, blue is the color of the Atlanta hat that sits on mah head blue are the words i say and what i think. blue are the feelings that live inside me. Xthars blue da ba dee da ba die... inside and outside blue his forums with the blue little Keyboard and blue Atlanta cap and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cause he aint got the mod nobody to listen to Xthars blue da ba dee da ba die... I'm blue (if I was green I would get de-modded again} Here are the un edited Lyrics for those that don't know and the video of the unedited lyrics yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cos he ain't got nobody to listen to i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... i have a blue house with a blue window. blue is the colour of all that i wear. blue are the streets and all the trees are blue. i have a girlfriend and she is so blue. blue are the people here that walk around, blue like my corvette, it's standing outside. blue are the words i say and what i think. blue are the feelings that live inside me. i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... i have a blue house with a blue window. blue is the colour of all that i wear. blue are the streets and all the trees are blue. i have a girlfriend and she is so blue. blue are the people here that walk around, blue like my corvette, it's standing outside. blue are the words i say and what i think. blue are the feelings that live inside me. i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... inside and outside blue his house with the blue little window and blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cause he aint got nobody to listen to i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... I'm blue (if I was green I would die)

I don't care i'm reviving this shit. I post over there and get fucking banned by stoned Pimp. Well Fuck you Stoned Pimp. Before this i felt somewhat neutral towards them. They can all go fuck each other.

Good call buddy. I am no longer assuming that roll or any roll of importance on this forum

yea you did it wrong like i did the first time i tried it. You just use the last part of the you tube link after the = so if the link is BTW this is just a random video i pulled off youtube. you would just use hvq65ZLl75M

KEKEKE MY NAMES XTHAR AND DUR ALL WETAWDED!

lol to make people think it wasn't you.

Had to check to make sure this was the flame board. But yea, interesting you found us at urban dictionary of all places. I guess our name is getting out there. But yea learn not to pass judgment before you get to know people. Poply is one of the better more respectable members. Xthar has and always will be a bastard, The majority of members don't like him. He has been demoded from high staff positions several times and then ride the cock to get his position back. Also to cover my own ass, I have "left the site" twice for my own reason. So i'm not perfect either. But Xthar takes the whole fucking cake for being unliked. I'm sure I have made a few enemies between my absecnses but xthar far exceeds mine. I was respected at one time by most members.

Whoops. My bad. Merge these 2 threads. For the inactivity of the site how did your thread get bumped down so far?

Wow. That's certainly interesting that a faction like that can carry out like that and cause such chaos.

Happy Birthday Man. Go Celebrate. Here's a random Video.

Lol upgrade my processor and i'll go buy it. I'm pretty sure my processor on my desktop is 1.7 GHZ And my lap top is 2.0

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