The Jiggie Equation

[TheRing 43]

Ever wanted to know the size of a guy's junk without asking him to drop his pants? Ever wondered why that girlfriend was so damn talkative? Read on! :(

 

Everything is on a scale from 1-5.

Hair Color: Blonde - 5, Brown - 4, Red - 3, Grey - 2, Black - 1

 

Eye Brightness + Hair Color / 2 = Size, 0 = nonexistant, 5 = huge

Asian Dudes = Squinty eyes: (0 + 1) / 2 = 0.5

 

(Hair Color + Boob Size) / 2 = Chattiness, 0 = geek, 5 = bimbo

Blonde Bimbos = (5 + 5) / 2 = 5

Asian Dudes = (0 + 0) / 2 = 0

 

Posted for Jiggie <3

[TheRing 43]

Nah, Asian women have boobs. And the junk equation applies to women as well if you add in the hair system.

Aka Eye brightness + hair colour / 2

[Kenshyn 638]

I don't understand this one bit.

Eye Brightness + Hair Color / 2 = Size

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

explain that..

[TheRing 43]

Updated.