10,000 Post Contest

[Virtus 23]

BEAT DOWN ON THE NERD!

[Major Zhuinden 128]

I'm not a nerd. Well, actually, there is someone in my class whose daily routine goes like this:

 

Gets up

Goes to school

Gets home from school

Starts learning stuff

Eats and takes a shower

Starts learning stuff again

Goes to sleep

 

And that is not me. I believe I am perfectly normal, except that I'm not aware of any real social life I am supposed to have. Well, at least I won't get drunk, and commit shit that some other stupid naive idiots do.

[Virtus 23]

i never implied you were the nerd so why get so defensive if you arn't one? HUH?!

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Because last time I was accused by someone that I'm a nerd. Although, actually, I bursted out laughing. Those who know me enough know that I'm not a nerd.

[Virtus 23]

lol, just yanking your chain

[Major Zhuinden 128]

I have no chain.

[Virtus 23]

*crazy glues chain to Zhuinden and pulls it*

[Major Zhuinden 128]

*Zhuinden grabs the chain and chokes Virtus with it*

 

EDIT: Nah, no need to be so aggressive...

 

*Zhuinden pulls down Virtus with the chain, then kicks in his head*

 

There, much more user-friendly. :) Suffocation sucks.

Edited May 11, 2007 by Zhuinden

[Virtus 23]

*reincarnates*

[Major Zhuinden 128]

*uses TuneUp Shredder to avoid such thing again*

[Virtus 23]

*gets a second chance and runs off*

[Major Zhuinden 128]

*turns around, goes home and logs into Ghoztcraft*

[Virtus 23]

*spontaneously combusts*

[Major Zhuinden 128]

*looks up on Dictionary.com what the hell combust means*

 

com·bust·ed, com·bust·ing, com·busts

 

v. intr.

To catch fire; burst into flame: The fire started when a pile of oily rags spontaneously combusted.

To undergo combustion; burn: As the fuels were combusting they gave off noxious vapors.

To become suddenly angry or agitated: The defendant combusted when he heard the verdict.

 

v. tr.

To cause to burn; ignite.

To cause to become angry or violent: riots that are combusting whole provinces.

Edited May 11, 2007 by Zhuinden

[Virtus 23]

it means

 

:bignuke:

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Ooook, at least now I have learnt yet another new word I have never seen before in use. :P

[Virtus 23]

Fish would die happily if he saw someone spont bust...i think most ppl would lol

[Major Zhuinden 128]

I wouldn't if it happened right next to me, lol.

[Virtus 23]

no, you really would

[i-8-my-goldfish 113]

Yea man even if it was my own body that spontaneously combusted. just so i could watch it a few times

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Nah, I wouldn't want my skin to get burnt by some randomly combusting dude.

[Cripp 167]

this puzzle is hard......

[Virtus 23]

dude, are you fo' rl?

[Major Zhuinden 128]

What puzzle? The one posted by Fish? :P

[i-8-my-goldfish 113]

no Zhuiden. The puzzle of life.