25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors

[BlaZeR 27]

http://www.aaaugh.com/jokes/confuse_your_professor.html

 

loled at 5

[XGhozt 410]

Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minutes late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.

 

rofl

[Azqato 503]

rofl

 

 

rofl thats funny shit

[ryder 19]

Show up to class about ten minutes late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "Look out!", and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act like nothing happened. Do this every day.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA rofl THATS GREAT

[☼REapER¼☼ 0]

Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.

rofl

 

ROFLMFAO!! Hahahahah, I laughed so hard

[BlaZeR 27]

=)

[Mastric 77]

Those are all horibly stupid

[David K 22]

When your professor gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.

 

lol.. give your teacher an F :P

[BlaZeR 27]

Haha , "DEMAND EXTRA CREDIT"

 

For my maths project I had to find a real triangle in real life and solve it. I did the musical instrument triangle. I just printed out a picture of it and copied and pasted the wikipedia information. I demanded extra credit for creativity.

 

I got a F though.

 

I admit it was stupid to do so but if I ace the rest of the year without fucking up which I will because I'm asian I can still get an A average.

Edited April 19, 2007 by BlaZeR

[pathog3n 0]

Of the ones I read, I liked the bike one best.

[Ruler of War 169]

i agree with master x stupid all of them stupid

[Cripp 167]

some of them are funny but not all of them.