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Virtus: i have massive girly nipples!

fish: yea?

fish: if they resemble girl nipples enought i'll take um

fish: might even titty fuck you

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - oooo yea baby

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - they gotta be like c cups though

Virtus - bow chica bow wow

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - other wise i an't touchin that shit

Virtus - oh, so i won't whip out my DD

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - ooooo baby don't tease meh

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - :sex:

Virtus - :swoon:

Virtus - :P

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - i'll shoot you right in the face.....

Virtus - :yes2:

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - it won't kill you though

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - unless you choke

Virtus - :spiteful:

Virtus - only one going to be choking is you :thumbsup:

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - not if im tity fucking your DD's

Virtus - mmmmm tell me more

Virtus - :secret:

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - well titty fucking always leads to more

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - and since your getting titty fucked that makes me dominant and you submissive

Virtus - more is always good

Virtus - i have no complaints with that

Virtus - but i might in the morning :wink3:

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - lol i'll give you a wake up massage

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - MORE TITTY FUCKING!

Virtus - thats hawt

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - you'll wake up to that

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - i'll provide the cream to your coffee

Virtus - nothing like a hot teabag to wake you up in the morning

Virtus - maybe a pound cake?

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - lol how bout i just shit right on your chest? you could call that a pound cake

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - of sorts

Virtus - i don't like dutch ovens

Virtus - besides, only Franz knows how to give good dutch ovens

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - FRANZ

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - WHO DA FUCK IS THAT

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - WTF you could just invite him and i'd be cool with that

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - but you stab him in the back going behind my back?

Virtus - yeah, to be truthful, you suck, Franz knows how to treat a man

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - Fine fucker it's over. No more titty fucking for you

i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - no more freshly squeezed cream

Virtus - with you, it was like throwing a marble down the hallway

(i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - no noob it's a hotdog down a hal way

Virtus - i was talking about your nutz

Virtus - cuz the hotdog alone is not enough

Virtus - oh, and did I forget to mention Juan, yeah, he doesn't know the meaning of stop

XGhozt - i going to pretend i didn't just read that, and walk away from my computer

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omg your bored

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Omg that did not make me laugh. Strange. Well, maybe XGhozt's reply was the funniest thing in this whole thing.

Edited by Zhuinden

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wasn't supposed to be funny cept for ghozt comments, check the shout box history its all in there lol

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I was bored virtus might have been looking for some action.......

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um....no comment

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THAT WAS NOT LOL WORTHY.

 

THAT'S A GOOD 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I CAN NEVER GET BACK.

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my soul just cried again T.T. then died from loling at how ghozt responded

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THAT WAS NOT LOL WORTHY.

 

THAT'S A GOOD 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I CAN NEVER GET BACK.

 

didn't have to read it :P

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