Virtus 23 Posted May 10, 2007 Virtus: i have massive girly nipples! fish: yea? fish: if they resemble girl nipples enought i'll take um fish: might even titty fuck you i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - oooo yea baby i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - they gotta be like c cups though Virtus - bow chica bow wow i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - other wise i an't touchin that shit Virtus - oh, so i won't whip out my DD i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - ooooo baby don't tease meh i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - :sex: Virtus - :swoon: Virtus - :P i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - i'll shoot you right in the face..... Virtus - i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - it won't kill you though i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - unless you choke Virtus - :spiteful: Virtus - only one going to be choking is you :thumbsup: i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - not if im tity fucking your DD's Virtus - mmmmm tell me more Virtus - :secret: i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - well titty fucking always leads to more i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - and since your getting titty fucked that makes me dominant and you submissive Virtus - more is always good Virtus - i have no complaints with that Virtus - but i might in the morning i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - lol i'll give you a wake up massage i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - MORE TITTY FUCKING! Virtus - thats hawt i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - you'll wake up to that i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - i'll provide the cream to your coffee Virtus - nothing like a hot teabag to wake you up in the morning Virtus - maybe a pound cake? i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - lol how bout i just shit right on your chest? you could call that a pound cake i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - of sorts Virtus - i don't like dutch ovens Virtus - besides, only Franz knows how to give good dutch ovens i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - FRANZ i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - WHO DA FUCK IS THAT i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - WTF you could just invite him and i'd be cool with that i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - but you stab him in the back going behind my back? Virtus - yeah, to be truthful, you suck, Franz knows how to treat a man i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - Fine fucker it's over. No more titty fucking for you i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - no more freshly squeezed cream Virtus - with you, it was like throwing a marble down the hallway (i~Ȣ~ʍƳ~ǤoldҒish - no noob it's a hotdog down a hal way Virtus - i was talking about your nutz Virtus - cuz the hotdog alone is not enough Virtus - oh, and did I forget to mention Juan, yeah, he doesn't know the meaning of stop XGhozt - i going to pretend i didn't just read that, and walk away from my computer Share this post Link to post
Major Zhuinden 128 Posted May 10, 2007 (edited) Omg that did not make me laugh. Strange. Well, maybe XGhozt's reply was the funniest thing in this whole thing. Edited May 10, 2007 by Zhuinden Share this post Link to post
Virtus 23 Posted May 10, 2007 wasn't supposed to be funny cept for ghozt comments, check the shout box history its all in there lol Share this post Link to post
i-8-my-goldfish 113 Posted May 10, 2007 I was bored virtus might have been looking for some action....... Share this post Link to post
Sgt. Snoo Snoo 60 Posted May 10, 2007 THAT WAS NOT LOL WORTHY. THAT'S A GOOD 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I CAN NEVER GET BACK. Share this post Link to post
Lost Prodigy 158 Posted May 10, 2007 my soul just cried again T.T. then died from loling at how ghozt responded Share this post Link to post
Virtus 23 Posted May 10, 2007 THAT WAS NOT LOL WORTHY. THAT'S A GOOD 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I CAN NEVER GET BACK. didn't have to read it :P Share this post Link to post