Anal Bleach

[Kenshyn 638]

http://www.pinkcheeks.com/analbleach.html

What?

[Monki 478]

Err...I don't have an appropriate response to this. It's just...just no :)

[GhoztMan 53]

I was eating dinner when I read this. I am now sliding the plate away. -.-

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

This intrigues me.

[GhoztMan 53]

Notice how there is 24 views, yet 3 responses. Perhaps we have 24 people who would like to anonymously use this product. :o

[ViperSRT3g 224]

I don't even know what to say other than wonder about how you came across this... >_> It's not exactly something you'd just stumble across on the internet...

[GhoztMan 53]

Actually you can just "stumble" across it on the internet. StumbleUpon (Link) is a widely used service (With 8,554,406 members at this time) that allows you to select some general categories such as technology, nature, literature, etc and when you hit the button sends you to a random site pertaining to your topics. It gets "smarter" the more you "stumble" and hit the "like" button. Although I wonder... why would he put a check under a category like beauty products.

 

We may be "stumbling" across a rather interesting fact about Kenshyn... LOL! Jk. ;)

Edited October 30, 2009 by GhoztMan

[JoshJayK 16,648]

Lol uhhh. Wut?

[Speedskater 167]

Not going to click the link, but based on this topic title I'll just say WTF

[Kenshyn 638]

Lol, come on Skater, there's no pictures or anything. just text.

I don't even know what to say other than wonder about how you came across this... >_> It's not exactly something you'd just stumble across on the internet...

Actually, I did stumble upon it. I was on http://www.woot.com checking out their daily deal and looked on the bottom right of the page and was checking out a FAQ about Windows 7, and there were a couple of other random links to random FAQ's so I checked them all out, and one guy said that he couldn't access the pink cheeks link because he was at work and it was blocked - classified as porn. So, me being me, and the internet being the internet, I decided to check it out, and lol's entailed.

[Major Zhuinden 128]

That's such a moving story, Kenshyn. I am so happy for you. I hope now that you have seen the light you will worship it as you should as a true believer.

[Speedskater 167]

I would but it isn't my computer

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Kenshyn, please tell us more about your meeting with the anal bleach. I'm certain you have found what has been missing from your life.

 

(http://www.Ghoztcraft.net/forums/Coincidences-are-God-s-way-of-Remaining-t18353.html&pid=175621#entry175621

In case you don't get it, I'm making fun of this.)

[GhoztMan 53]

I don't find that funny. Slasher shares a deep and meaningful story with us, and he gets ridiculed in a spam topic. :o

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Deep and meaningful? Most of it is just a creation of his own imagination, he saw what he wanted to see, and most of it was nothing but bullshit as he required SOME sort of support in his solitude and that was his own thought, his own image of God. He found what he was looking for in others only in himself, because he gave up trying to talk to other people.

 

He overreacted everything in the beginning, his feelings are ununderstandable and have too big impact on him, and in the end he sees what he wants. It's not deep. It might be meaningful, but it's not great. Of course I ridicule him.

[GhoztMan 53]

I'm truly sorry you feel that way. :o

 

Anyways, time to get back on topic: I don't see why anyone would want their arse bleached, wouldn't you want it tan? :3

[Major Zhuinden 128]

I prefer being as close to natural white as I can be.

 

You should not be sorry. Encounters with God are for the weak. That is all. I just know what I'm saying.

[GhoztMan 53]

Really? You know what your saying? What makes you, out of the billions of people in this world, "know" what your saying?

[Major Zhuinden 128]

I just don't believe in God. And I won't. I won't expect him to show up, because I know he does not exist.

[Ruler of War 169]

Anal Bleach.................................................................. ............................... disturbing............

[GhoztMan 53]

I just don't believe in God. And I won't. I won't expect him to show up, because I know he does not exist.

 

I understand and acknowledge that. My purpose was not to convince you to believe. It was the comment about it being for the weak that was disturbing to me. I was thinking: Who are you to be the judge of that? God may or may not exist, but belief in him (or the non belief in him for that matter) does not make you any weaker or stronger than the next person.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

I just don't believe in God. And I won't. I won't expect him to show up, because I know he does not exist.

 

QFT

[FlyingArmyMan! 40]

Just leave Zhuinden be. He's just another douchebag pseudo-intellectual.

[Major Zhuinden 128]

Well, if you disagree with me, then prove me wrong.

[FlyingArmyMan! 40]

Nah I don't need to prove an angsty atheist wrong to feel better about myself.