its about that time

[MadMatt 0]

spammity spammity spam :P

how much spam can uncle sam eat

before he has to shiet

(had to make it rhyme)

well off to go play sc till morning...

nah probably just for a couple hours

[Magical_Trever 60]

uncle sam can eat lots of spam! :P

[Union1 33]

Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the butt by U.S. military

// It's not funny!

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

[Zar 696]

This Is the Dumbest Poem I've Ever Written

 

by Michelle Elliott

 

This is the dumbest poem I've ever written -

I'm sitting in the break room at work while you

bleed coffee black into Styrofoam and my teeth

ache for medium point against the skin

This is the dumbest poem I've ever written -

because the way your stark-hot shirt tucks

madly into your crevices

distracts me from some unknown force

at the gait of your hips

 

When I ran out of ink I implored

the stain of your tongue

and your eyes followed me across the floor

This is the dumbest poem I've ever written

lost where your smoke-line smiles end

We get the feeling we've done this before

The stupid things trailing us

Gone and lovely and evermore.