i-8-my-goldfish 113 Posted December 23, 2006 I just don't feel like bringing this back to leading some where right now so i won't XGhozt still wanting in on the action and shapeshifts into a pink Ribbed Dildo..... Share this post Link to post
Ruler of War 169 Posted December 24, 2006 first he thrusts him self in a big bottle of anal lube then shoves him self so far up chuck norises dead ass he cant find his way out mean while fluff and stuff gets a scalpel and starts cutting the dead body looking for his "friend" Share this post Link to post
Jordanv78 20 Posted December 25, 2006 wow every time we try to make this story into something it gets weird again. LOL SO after XGhozt is freed from the great chuck norris's ass. He shapeshifts into himself again and starts yelling at those who have gotten off track. "We have a quest to finish damn it!" Share this post Link to post
Ruler of War 169 Posted December 25, 2006 they started walking down the road to the south going twords a huge volcano when suddenly out of nowhere a giant snake slitherd froum the trees ghozt had to shape shift yet again ( good thing he wasent horny this time ) Share this post Link to post
Azqato 503 Posted December 25, 2006 so ghozt turned into a ghost and scared the shit outa the snake Share this post Link to post
Xthar 136 Posted December 25, 2006 The snake was shocked then ate adam591 dead. Then XGhozt shapeshifted into some nuttarded snake killing sword and flew himself to xthar, Xthar then positioned him self and BAM just like that the snakes head was cut from its body. Share this post Link to post
i-8-my-goldfish 113 Posted January 5, 2007 The Group was astounded at Xthars before now unforeseen Strength. They Question him and Xthar Revealed That He had Aquired Super Human Strenght From General Fluff and Stuff. The Group now understood. The group was also saddened at adams death. They Stopped to mourn, Then set his body on fire and continued onward. They had Reached the lowest point in the valley they had previously entered and now were on the onward and upword bound out of the valley. The Group Had been traveling what seemed to be 4 hours when they came to a village. The People were Friendly and welcoming. So the group agreed that they were tired and decided to rest here for several days. Little did the group know that this village was terribly against profanity. As Goldfish found out the hard way by getting into an argument With one of the villagers and calling Him a "Fucking Ass clown." Goldfish then proceeded to be surrounded by villagers and immobile. One of the Villagers then grabbed Goldfishes hand and Chopped 2 of his fingers off for the 2 profanity's he had spoken. To Goldfishes amazement there was no pain and no bleeding just the annoyance of having 2 less fingers. After this incident Goldfish was able to move and was very cautious of the words he spoke as was the group seeing what the repercussions would be. The Group Still Decided to stay and rest. The group was told that there would be a party that night........ BTW For those taking this seriously and tryign to keep somewhat of a plot The members currently in the group are Xthar, Jordan, XGhozt, Gold Fish And General Fluff and Stuff Share this post Link to post