The Never Ending Story

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

She tightens her ass cheeks with all her might and crushes Ed.

Xthar, XGhozt, and Jordan stare in amazement.

[Azqato 503]

Then adam runs in and says, "wassup"

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

XGhozt pulls out a shotgun by reflex and blew Adam's head to pieces.

[Azqato 503]

Yet adam, being god, comes back and kicks ghozt in the balls

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

XGhozt puts his hands on his hips in triumph to prove that he has no balls to hit.

[Azqato 503]

then jenna starts to fuck adam

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Jenna uses this distraction to reach around and snap Adam's neck.

She then runs over to Jordan and shoves her high heel into his gut.

[Jordanv78 20]

Then Jenna Jameson Realizes that Jordan is the Highlander....Her life is tied to his immortality!

He bitch slaps her and uses the power of her juggs.

 

 

lmao

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Right when they least expect it, the Duck King charges in the place

and cuts Jenna's jugs and her head off.

[Jordanv78 20]

well at least he thinks he does, but he realizes that her juggs are made of some sort of titanium alloy

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

The earth chakes jsut then as a huge being raises from the depths of hell to conquer this Earth.

Xthar, Jordan, XGhozt, Adam, and Jenna realize they must work together to defeat this menace.

[Azqato 503]

So adam go gets a gun and shoots the menace. He yells "PWNAGE" as the evil beast falls down

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

The beast pushes itself up with a massive arm and shows them his harder-than-steel scales.

[Jordanv78 20]

So XGhozt comes up with an idea. He whispers to Jordan, Xthar, Jenna and adam the plan.

Jenna strips down and starts to use a dildo on herself while the others spring into action while the beast is distracted.

[Zldartz 0]

I touch his boobs thats what!

[Jordanv78 20]

Then while Adam is wringing Zldartz neck...

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Bounder bursts through the floor and crawls out.

This is the battle for the world, Ghoztcraft versus Giant Beast Monster thing.

[Azqato 503]

Then adam thorws zldartz at the monster and it eats zldartz ^.^

Ghozt then presses the "blow up zldartz" button, but....

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

The peices of Zldartz's corpse explode in the monster's stomach giving it a bad case of indegestion.

[XGhozt 410]

And then he fell to the floor in agonizing pain.

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

But as something that never gives up, it rose and bore the pain as best as it could.

[Jordanv78 20]

While the monster in in his agonizing pain, and still distracted by the sex show, Ghozt, Jordan, Xthar, HG, and Adam spring into action

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Jordan and Xthar swing around to attack the monster's left leg while Adam and HG attacked his right.

XGhozt charged down the middle for a frontal attack.

[DeLuca 0]

And out of nowhere, our hero, DeLuca comes out of the misty clutches of his 0-10 football season, and eats a samwitch while watching these pros do the job correctly!

[Azqato 503]

And then ghozt takes a punch at the monster and the monster dissappears :P

but then deluca try to take the credit, but he turns into another monster and goes after adam :P, but ...........