The Never Ending Story

[///M 75]

And the dark man went crazy.

[XGhozt 410]

Then, the lights went out, there was darkness, everywhere. It was like his eyes had been ripped out, and moments later he heard the most peculier thing.

[Marine-Elite 0]

Behind him he hears a popcorn machine that had been turned on.

[Jordanv78 20]

HG realizes that He is very allergic to popcorn, and thinking about how he might die, with a tear in his eye he realizes biggie smalls was the crazy dark man...

[Marine-Elite 0]

Then suddenly the room is light again and popcorn is everywhere.

[Jordanv78 20]

Biggie smalls is trying to bust a cap in HG's ass but he is protected by the bountiful piles of popcorn, when suddenly a naked jenna jameson walks in

[ShadowScourge 61]

She screams in terror and weeps over her pink handcuffs.

[Jordanv78 20]

while she is weeping a huge hippo comes in from the bathroom. Having just taken a huge dump on the floor HG is taken aback.

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Teh hippo takes out katanas and prepares to battle.

[XGhozt 410]

Then somehow everyones here the famous "whiano ano ano anooooo". A gust of wind passed in the middle, and the evil looks began.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

And then all of a sudden...

[Marine-Elite 0]

The roof is gone and Godzilla is there.

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Fire rains down upon those inside as they scramble for safety.

[Jordanv78 20]

HG jumps on the back of The Hippo and grabbes Jenna Jameson by the arm and says come with me...

[XGhozt 410]

But she said...

[Jordanv78 20]

I have my evil boyfriend who has been trying to beat me up for hitting on his brother

[Xthar 136]

Back in the lab, The allmighty Xthar was beating the crap out of godzilla, he gives him a drop kick to the gut and a knee to the face. Then out of know wheres XGhozt came out with a rpg and shot godzilla dead.

[Jordanv78 20]

After ghozt kills him with the RPG, Xthar turns to him and says look out there's King Kong Trying to teabag Godzilla's corpse!

[chaoyd 0]

Then, a cow kicks Xthar in the face while Quacking madly, when all of a sudden. . . . . . . .

[shotgunner 101 0]

a bomb goes off and XGhozt becomes a uniqe which then leads too...........

[Jordanv78 20]

Jenna Jameson suddenly finds a stippers pole and starts shaking her perky tits

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

Xthar and Xghost are mezmerized as Jordan sneaks up behind them with a...

[Jordanv78 20]

Huge Sea Turtle under my arm named Ed.

 

Jordan tells everyone that Ed is a talking sea turtle.

Ed turns to Jenna and says....

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

"Please take out the trash Jenna. Thank you."

[Azqato 503]

Then Jenna pulls down her pants and shoves Ed up her ass