Sir Anthoney Thazard 4 Posted August 1, 2012 Bruce Lee killed Chuck norris. Only proving he is far superior. The creepy man called, America and Chuck norris awnsered. Share this post Link to post
fanimorph 6 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) when thomas alva edison invented the phonograph, there were 3 photos of chuck norris in the photo reel wow at lameass copy of tims joke Chuck Norris isnt afraid of his shadow. His shadow is afraid of him. Edited August 1, 2012 by fanimorph Share this post Link to post
vamsi 3 Posted August 2, 2012 when thomas alva edison invented the phonograph, there were 3 photos of chuck norris in the photo reel wow at lameass copy of tims joke i dont fuckin' care if it was a fuckin' copy :P chuck norris missed school one day .......................... since then it is known as sunday Share this post Link to post
Brownie Man 41 Posted August 2, 2012 when Chuck Norris was born, he gave his mom a c-section Share this post Link to post
Timmy1 3 Posted August 2, 2012 Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards. Share this post Link to post
vamsi 3 Posted August 3, 2012 chuck norris donated his blood to a blood bank and now all the wrestlers are the ones who took his blood :) Share this post Link to post
vamsi 3 Posted August 3, 2012 chuck norris doesnt have a clock he decides what time it is :P Share this post Link to post
vamsi 3 Posted August 5, 2012 chuck norris killed his mother when he was in her womb because...........he kicked :lol: Share this post Link to post
Aloani 0 Posted August 5, 2012 chuck norris doesnt swim water just wants to be around him Share this post Link to post
vamsi 3 Posted November 11, 2012 the world is not gonna end on dec 21st as chuck norris bought a laptop with 5 year warranty :P :P Share this post Link to post
ViperSRT3g 224 Posted December 30, 2012 when thomas alva edison invented the phonograph, there were 3 photos of chuck norris in the photo reel How do you get pictures from a phonograph? Share this post Link to post
vamsi 3 Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) seriously i have no idea i asked my friend for a joke and he told me that another joke : chuck norris wears a black belt on a beard which he grows on his dick ewwwwwwwwww Edited December 30, 2012 by vamsi Share this post Link to post
Sir Anthoney Thazard 4 Posted January 2, 2013 Bruce Lee once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, breaking him in half. Enough Spoken! 1 Share this post Link to post