The Never Ending Story

[XGhozt 410]

Ok, basicly everyone ads one or two sentances in each post. No more than two though, we have to try and keep it open so the next person can add something, and so on..

 

Ill start.

 

There was this guy, and he was walking over to his friends house, but he got lost on the way.

 

Lol, ok its your turn now.

[///M 75]

He saw a very attractive girl laying on the floor passed out. He did the manly thing and skeeted on her face.

[XGhozt 410]

And then she woke up.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

and gave him a good bitch slap

[///M 75]

She was shocked to find all that on her face. She was scared and just ran off screaming like a phsyco bitch.

[XGhozt 410]

Whitch her hands in the air, and her ass a mile an a half away, he continued his journay.

[///M 75]

Then he found a computer!!! He sat down and typed in www.sockshots.com and he told himself "Members of Ghoztcraft do not click that link" for some very strange reason.

[XGhozt 410]

Little did he know that hg-bounder-x was sneeking up behind him.

[ShadowScourge 61]

HG set his hand on the ethernet cable, and was about to pull, but the guy roundhouse kicked him.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

And SURPRISE!

[HG-Bounder-X 121]

HG-Bounder-X pushed himself up and shoved the guy away. He then CLICKED THE LINK!!!

[ShadowScourge 61]

The man, weirded out from HG's attempt to scare him, ran until he found a spring.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

and then he fell into it...

[ShadowScourge 61]

Suffocatting, he screamed, but to his horror, it only depleted his oxygen faster.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

Then all of a sudden...

[ShadowScourge 61]

a giant otter came up and knocked him out. His head was swirling as his mind fell into the black abyss.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

he woke up, and found he was in some sort of weird laboratory

[ShadowScourge 61]

He was chained down to a granite slab with pink fluffy handcuffs.

[ViperSRT3g 224]

And from out of the darkness, he heard the sharp crack of a leather whip...

[Marine-Elite 0]

He looks into the darkness and sees a T.V.

[ShadowScourge 61]

The TV is showing a documentary on slavery in the West.

[///M 75]

Then out of the shadows comes out the darkest man you ever seen.

[ShadowScourge 61]

He has whip marks scattered across his back, as if they were painted with a brush.

[///M 75]

Then the black guy starts making him listen to Chicken Noodle Soup song, While watching the national geography on Compton

[ShadowScourge 61]

The guy starts going completey crazy, and eventually rips the pink handcuffs, scattering pink feathers across the room.